The Sports Bizzo

(Editor's Note: I can't spell.) By Toph... Someone mind telling me what the shit is going on? I've resorted to thumping my Romoboner in hopes of getting it up. That's where I am right now. I keep thumping, and my Romoboner keeps looking at me with its sad face. It almost says to me, "Toph, I'm taking a nap. Wake me after the bye week." Granted, the Cowboys did beat the Bengals, but they didn't look good doing it. At this point I wish ... Read More

By Jon... I keep hearing a lot of talk, mainly from Kirk Herbstreit, about how the Texas Longhorns need to make sure they don't overlook Colorado with the OU game lurking in the distance. And I think he's right...for once. So I'm going to look ahead for them. I used to work at a restaurant in Dallas that was the headquarters for the OU Alumni Association in Dallas. So every 2nd week of October, we were inundated with the best and worst Oklahoma had to ... Read More

In case you haven't been keeping track, R.G. is 1-1-1 this year for picks.  The push occurred because Joan “The Sycuan Warrior” Guzman was who I thought he was.  No, he didn't lose to Nate Campbell as I predicted.  Even worse, the punk ass chump Joan (pronounced like you're talking to the hottie on MadMen) weighed in three pounds too heavy, and then turned down Campbell's offer to fight anyway.  I would say maybe they should reschedule, but I think it’s a ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.02.08 (Editor's Note: Toph and Jon strongly support chicks doing handstands... and bikinis.) This week The Biz discusses the VP debates, Palin Bingo, The 1st Annual Bizzo Summit, Sky Bombing, Cowboys-Redskins, Cowboys-Bengals, MLB Playoffs and other stuff that I've forgotten. Of course… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo’s Facebook Group - HERE Read More

You know, boys and girls, everything else I write about, I'm an expert at.  Ladies, love-making, lap dances, lithographs, laminating, lambasting, alliteration...I rock it all. But if there's one thing that I'm not familiar with, it's having a lot of free time on my hands in October. I don't know if you Bizzoers can believe it, but this is the first October I've had free since 1994.  That means that I've never not been to the playoffs.  Can you believe that?  I'm usually busy ... Read More

By Toph... In no way do I think my fantasy team was a number 1 team, but still, to lose by 2 yards on a Monday night game that went into overtime? Come on! Yeah, that was what I dealt with this week. Welcome to Loserville. Population: Toph. Locked in a 90 - 90 tie (with bench points determining tie breakers), all I needed was 10 yards out of Heath Miller. He gave me 8, and I came up 2 yards shy of ... Read More

By Christian... Even on your worse day, take heart.  The Mets still suck worse than you do. The New York Mets collapsed again on Sunday, waiting until the last day of the season for the second year in a row to rip their fans hearts out and spit dip on them. Though one might be tempted to blame their collapse on someone in particular (Omar Minaya and his feeble attempts at acquiring relief help, Luis Ayala being that feeble attempt at relief help, one of ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 09.25.08 This week the guys welcome fellow Bizzoer, Christian, as they discuss the MLB, bobcat pelt, Quinnipiac, chicks from Maryland, and Fantasy Football. Our only link this week is for Dolph Lundgren - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Lundgren Of course… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo’s Facebook Group - HERE Read More

The photo that launched 1,000 blogs. Yes, we realize Allison is relative old news, but let's be honest with yourselves, you're still searching for her. TophSpeaks has been on it for a while now, and we want the traffic! We're actually big fans of Allison. She's killing it at Cal (our unofficial bandwagon University). Hopefully, for the sake of the world we'll see her in London for the 2012 Olympics. Support your local track and field teams. You never know who could be the next ... Read More

By EMAN... Three weeks into the 2008 NFL season the Tennessee Titans are looking more and more like the team to beat in the AFC. As you might recall, the Titans were my sentimental pick earlier in the year, but as much as I loved VY, I couldn’t officially go with them because of the dominance of the Indianapolis Colts. But, lo and behold, the AFC south currently has a combined record of 5-6 and three of those wins belong to the Titans. ... Read More