The Sports Bizzo

By Jon (yep... you read that right)... John Hollinger doesn't get it. I read ESPN religiously, and I continually hate myself for doing so. ESPN may very well be the reason behind the rise and fall of sports media. I know Ben Stiller was gunning for a laugh when he came up with "The Ocho" in Dodgeball, but he wasn't too far off the mark. I name drop John Hollinger for a reason. He's one of the increasing number of hacks that populate the ESPN ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 02.28.10 You're going to need a lot links to keep up with this podcast... You're gonna need to know about Aziz Ansari Especially, the CVS clip You should definitely watch Huey Lewis' videos - HERE As well as the Wreckx-N-Effect "Rumpshaker" video... And... the greatest video in the world... There's a comment that says, "now is the time to fuk her"... we cannot stop laughing at this... So, here's the genius video "Open to any college" video. _____________________________________ Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes – ... Read More

First of all, friends, I am sorry I've neglected you. Truth is, well, I've been busy, and I don't have anyone else picking up my slack right now. Anyone know quality writers that would write for, um, glory (and absolutely no pay)? Surprisingly, I'd say that I've arguably watched more sports this year, than most year's past. This, of course, is thanks to NBA League Pass. The thing about having the Mavs on regularly in Dallas is that you do take it for ... Read More

I mean, we are a sports blog, and we're supposed to write about sports, right? It really only seems logical that we'd talk about the Super Bowl. Who's even playing this year? Oh, come on now, you don't think I know who's playing? I threw a party when the Saints beat the Favre's. Sometimes, but pure accident, I call Diabla "Manning" in bed. Pretty sure this is going to be one of the most exciting Super Bowls we've seen in a long ... Read More

It has taken some time, but I have finally learned to accept that the Cowboys lost to the Vikings, and are not going to the Super Bowl. This took a lot out of, and it got scary at times. I truly can't stand Brett Favre, and seeing him win another Super Bowl would have been too much for me to handle. So, I guess thanks, Brett. Thanks for allowing me to live. So, what now? Funny you asked. Now I don't know. I still ... Read More

What else can you say about the Dolphin ladies? They had an amazing year. They narrowly edged the Eagles, Chargers and Cowboys cheerleaders. Congrats girls... To earn The Sports Bizzo Cheerleaders of the Year is a huge honor, and each one of you did your part. Here are some photos for everyone to enjoy! Read More

Dear Cowboys Nation… and those of you just tagging along for the ride, The Best Team In Football is now out of the playoffs. It was a good run, but the Cowboys came up short in Minnesota and are now in “we’ll get ‘em next year” mode. Actually, we’re still waiting for the Cowboys to get off the bus and get suited up to play the Vikings, because they never showed up at the game. I kind of hate to say this, but if ... Read More

Cowboys Nation, The drought is over. Let it rain. The last time the Cowboys won a playoff game, Annabel was two days old. We just celebrated her 13th birthday three weeks ago. It’s time to win some more. Now that we have summarily dismissed and disposed of everyone’s little darlings, the E-girls, let’s get on with the real games. Why did the media insist that Philly was the favorite? Chris “Blowhard” Berman still can’t get over the fact that Dallas is better than the Iggles. ... Read More

By Toph... I know I should either be talking about the Cowboys amazing victory over the Eagles or the Longhorns unbelievable letdown against the Tide (seriously, can't we all agree the Curse of Jon is real, and that because of this he's not allowed to even mention the Cowboys on this site?), and I will, but that's not why we're here today. No, we're here today because our beloved hero, Derek Jeter is about to make the biggest mistake of his life. I was reading ... Read More

By Jon... (See also... Jon Wants a National Title and Some Butterscotch... Be sure to be at the South Congress Bridge tonight if the Horns do win the National Championship. Jon's gonna run down it naked...) I told Toph about a week and a half ago that my New Year's resolution was to rededicate myself to the Biz. Well, here we are a week into the New Year, and what have I done about it... Nada. So I'm going to do my job, live up to ... Read More