Jan 3, 2009
The Sports Bizzo Podcast 01.02.09
Toph and Jon actually sit down to discuss sports. In the first podcast of the new year, the Bizzers discuss their predictions for the NFL playoffs, the remaining bowl games, the Yankees, the Mavs and of course, the demise of the Cowboys.
Jon's Wildcard Round Playoff Predictions (Winning teams in Bold)
Atlanta - Arizona
Indy - San Diego
Philly - Minnesota
Baltimore - Miami
Toph's Wildcard Round Playoff Predictions
Atlanta - Arizona
Indy - San Diego
Philly - Minnesota
Baltimore - Miami
And as usual…
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Dec 30, 2008
By Toph…
Well, it’s December in Dallas, and we all know what that means, The Anti-Claus strikes again. Once again, we wake up on a Monday morning to find that the Cowboys have let us down in December. It’s really beginning to get old at this point. As Diabla and I headed back to the Metroplex, we readied ourselves for the Sunday showdown with the Philadelphia Eagles.
Before the game, we attended Dibs’ niece’s soccer game. The Lady Kicks against the Purple People Eaters. ... Read More
Dec 16, 2008
Aloha, my little bizzolitos.
Que pasa?
Your very own number two (but always number one in your hearts) has been out of commish for some time now, huh?
That’s what Jeets does, though, ladies and lesser dudes. When he needs to get shit done, he gets into the zone.
What zone, you ask?
I like to call it the Bone Zone. Ladies call it the first place they’ve ever really experienced pleasure. Scientists would call it my bedroom.
You see, bizzotes, I’ve actually been busy ... Read More
Dec 16, 2008
(Editor's Note: If I was that ugly, I'd be sad, too... OH SNAP! I'd still hit, girl...)
Everybody look out....I think T.O. is about to cry....again.
Word came out that he and Romo are having some sort of quarrel. What a joke, man. T.O. never changed and he's never going to change. I was a fool to think otherwise.
The problem is Jerry Jones. I was raised in the Jerry Jones era of the Cowboys and have grown accustomed to the Cowboys picking up every ... Read More
Dec 10, 2008
By an empty shell that used to be Toph...
I've been trying to figure out how was going to approach this article. I've been putting it off for a couple of days now, and I've tried writing it, but it didn't work. I've opened a couple of different ways.
I'll show you.
I started one with, "Welcome to December, Tony Romo, we've sure missed you."
Another one with, "Maybe it's too early in December, but I really am damned sick of the Cowboys and month. The ... Read More
Dec 7, 2008
(Editor's Note: Do you know how hard it is to find photos of hot chicks playing darts, without some douche ruining it? Yeah... hard... So, here are some chicks kissing in a bar. I've bet they've thrown a dart or two in their time.)
By Jerame... The Wildcard!
Welcome back to the wild card Bizzheads. I don’t care if you like that nickname that is what I will call you all from now on. I am including myself in that group, so don’t get ... Read More
Dec 6, 2008
By Jon...
Weekly Grumblings, my ass. I'm sure that's what y'all are thinking. Well, I've needed to build up some things to grumble about. So here we go, a marathon version of the grumblings....
1. If I see one more box score or headline that says Devin Harris has set another career high in points, I'm gonna kill someone. Harris scored 47 points the other day, FORTY SEVEN POINTS!!! That's ridiculous. Why did the Mavs trade him again? Oh right, for that old man ... Read More
Dec 5, 2008
(Editor's Note: Toph and Jon salute their alma mater's dominance in table tennis. Go Texas Wesleyan Rams!)
The Sports Bizzo Podcast 12.04.08
Toph and Jon have probably the strangest podcast yet, as they welcome surprise guest, Bizzo site designer, Ray Hernandez. This week they discuss their fantasy football playoffs, Cowboys - Steelers, Plaxico, the Longhorns getting screwed and female condoms. Yes... female condoms.
Important Show Links -
Female Condom Photo
Female Condom Demo Video
And as usual…
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Dec 3, 2008
By Toph...
By now you've heard that Plaxico Burress has been suspend for the year, and that other suspensions could be coming for the dudes that were with him that night he shot himself in the leg, right? You can always count on the Bizzo to bring you late breaking news, right? OK, so that's not why the Bizzo was created, but it was created so we could discuss these important sports headlines.
So, let's discuss.
Plaxico shot himself in the leg at the club. ... Read More
Nov 26, 2008
We'll see you guys next week. In the meantime.. Happy Thanksgiving and Go Cowboys! Read More