The Sports Bizzo

By Jon... Today kinda feels like Christmas morning, but not in a good way. Did you ever have one of those Christmas' (Christmases?) where you asked for some really badass expensive toy that you knew you probably weren't going to get, but you held out hope until the last conceivable minute? I can't remember one offhand, so for the purpose of this article, I'll just pretend like I'm an 9 year old girl who's been asking for a pony for the last three years and ... Read More

By Christian... So, little Bizzoteers, your friendly Bizzo staff (or at least two thirds of us) took our first business trip! That’s right.  Our Editor-in-Chief, Toph, and his grossly underpaid and equally sporadic writer, Christian (that’s me) took a little jaunt to CitiField to watch the Cards and the Mets try not to get too distracted from all the effing advertising plastered all over this dumpy field to actually hit the ball. Sadly, the Bizzo’s profits (all four dollars) weren’t even enough to buy us ... Read More

(Editor's note: This podcast is for you, Michael... the photo is for me...) The Sports Bizzo Podcast 06.25.09 Toph and Jon bring on Toph's mom to discuss the Death of Michael Jackson, and Bizzo NBA expert, Eman to talk about the sad state of the Mavs and the NBA draft. And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Toph... Alright, there's a reason there's been radio silence from Bizzo land, and it's my fault. Eventually I'll teach Jon and Christian how to post their own articles so that Biz production doesn't come to a complete stop when I'm out of town. Speaking of which, I'm currently on a Virgin flight to New York writing this on airplane wifi. It's genius. I'm going to New York for the last leg of my whirlwind American Advertising Conferences tour, which started with Santa Monica, ... Read More

By Jon... In my four year's as a loyal reader of Bill Simmons, I have never once been mentioned in a mailbag. Never received an e-mail response. Never illicited any kind of response out of him whatsoever. That may change very soon, my friends. I finally stumbled upon a topic that no one has ever talked about, and that he should have an interest in. The nonexistence of technical fouls in any NBA video game ever. Technical fouls are an integral part of the NBA, and this ... Read More

(Editor's note: You should watch this, if you haven't heard the glory - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldyuDZAQLQ) By Christian... Rappers like to talk about how it’s nice to have a gal who is demure and presentable in public, and then absolutely nuts in the sack.  It’s the best of both worlds. But what about if you have a lady that doesn’t know how to keep the two worlds separate? What if your girl is a little too prissy in the bedroom?  Worse yet, what if your lady’s a little ... Read More

By Toph... Now that the Cleveland Cavaliers have been unsurprisingly knocked out of the NBA playoffs again, you have to wonder what LeBron is going to do now. Despite the onslaught of Nike campaigns (How quickly do you think they're going to build a Dwight Howard Superman puppet?), the Cavs didn't have a very favorable match up against the Magic. If you watched the series, then you saw why. If you didn't, then why are you reading a story about it? If you read ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.26.09 This week the Bizzers have their first ever Live Biz Video Stream, and you probably missed it. They also discuss the NBA Playoffs, baseball and fucking monkeys. (Fucking monkeys may not be discussed.) And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Jon... I've spent the last few days wondering why Sports doesn't quite get me fired up like it used to. For awhile, I thought it was a phase. When it continued, I thought it was because I was getting older and my priorities shifted or something dumb like that. When it still persisted, I figured I was a lost cause, and I couldn't find joy in anything anymore. That was until I turned on the local news. The entire Sports portion of the news ... Read More

By Toph... So, I don't really have just one thing to talk about, so I thought I'd throw it in all one post. Is that cool? Have I mentioned that I'm going to run a half-marathon? Yeah, because I am. 13.something miles. I'm trying to update my runs regularly on Twitter. Is anyone else hoping for a Magic - Nuggets series? This is purely because I want to punch a hole in Nike's ad campaigns. Granted, I'm a strong supporter of Nike, but come on, these ... Read More