Hey Bizzo fans, it’s me, Toph. I haven’t seen Jon online all day so I’m doing his Mendoza Line for him. Frankly, because this deserves immediate attention. Ashley Harkleroad’s Playboy photos have finally surfaced, and they’re less than good. OK, so she’s an athlete chick and she’s naked, that alone makes it post worthy. However, the results weren’t what we were hoping for. Being a guy who has seen his fair share of naked chicks on tennis courts, this does less for me than a Billy Jean King shoot would do.
Frankly, I think this is sad, but I’ve seen what you dudes are searching for to get to our blog. With that said, I celebrate Ashley’s nakedness, but she’s still falling under the Mendoza Line.
I dig the Jesus fish, too.
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3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Steve
Not impressed. She’s alright I suppose, for a chick that plays sports.
Jul 29th, 2008
Toph
I completely agree with you.
Jul 29th, 2008
Adam
Not great, but I’d put the wood to her….
Aug 6th, 2008
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