The Sports Bizzo

By Toph…

I woke up this morning thinking, “Man… that’s just my normal morning pee boner. There’s nothing special about you.” So, like every other morning, I practically did a handstand to pee. As I was showering, and getting ready for what’s turned out to be a busy Friday at work, my bone was still firmly in place. “What the shit,” I questioned myself. Generally, when you have a 4 hour erection, you should consult your doctor. So, I consulted my doctor. They asked me a series of questions on the phone:

1. Had you taken an ED pills in the last 8 hours?

- No.

2. Have you not made sweet love in some time?

- Well… not since last night, which is a long time. But, that can’t be it.

3. Has a quarterback that you have Jeets-like gay tendencies for returned to make a push for the playoffs?

- Son of a bitch, he has!! ROMOBONERS are back!!!!

Last week, I was rolling with a Romosemi, because I didn’t want to be too overly excited about his return, despite ever NBC commercial proclaming, “ROMO. IS. BACK.” Well, Romo was back last time the Cowboys and Redskins played, and look what happened there.

Not that it was by any means a pretty game. Sure, it wasn’t Brad Johnson ugly, but it was still pretty ugly. Everyone knows that without Marion Barber the Cowboys would not have won that game. But, here’s what we did see, and this is where it starts crossing over the man-love border, we saw Romo smile. Ugh, I hated typing that, but it’s true, damnit. Romo looked happy to be playing again, and I think that was missing after the Packers game. It started becoming routine, and I think that hurt this team. They rely on Romo’s energy and improvisation on the field. Without him they had no life, and neither did he on the sidelines. I think that’s going to help. Now, they’re playing with their backs against the wall. Lose, and they could miss out on the playoffs. They have what should be an easy two weeks in front of them at home against the Niners and Thanksgiving against the Seahawks. After that, it’s going to get good, even with 4 of the next 6 coming at home.

It’s nice to be sporting a Romoboner again, isn’t it?