By Toph…
So, I don’t really have just one thing to talk about, so I thought I’d throw it in all one post.
Is that cool?
Have I mentioned that I’m going to run a half-marathon? Yeah, because I am. 13.something miles. I’m trying to update my runs regularly on Twitter.
Is anyone else hoping for a Magic – Nuggets series? This is purely because I want to punch a hole in Nike’s ad campaigns. Granted, I’m a strong supporter of Nike, but come on, these Kobe – LeBron ads are going a little out of control. What would the NBA do with a Magic – Nuggets series? Is there any way this is going to be possible? God, I just want Dwight Howard to reject the shit out of the effin’ Birdman.
Seriously, if Rachel Alexandra was in the Derby, we’d be seeing the first Triple Crown winner in years. Big Brown is shit compared Rachel Alexandra. How much does that suck?
Is it sad that we’re already gearing up for Bizzo Fantasy Football? I couldn’t be more excited and it’s May. I’ve also got the #2 pick and Romo as my keeper. Romo and Micheal Turner… Dangerous. Thank God the Falcons added Tony Gonzalez.
Speaking of, am I the only one hoping Michael Vick makes an amazing comeback? Jon thinks he should play on the Browns. I agree.
We never did really get into the Mavs, and the Dirk… umm… situation. I don’t really know what else to say… except… YOU CAN GET ALL THE VAG IN DALLAS YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH.
Hey how badly do the Cowboys need a wide receiver? I read a report the other day talking about Roy Williams, Patrick Crayton and Sam Hurd. I almost started crying. Can they trade Greg Ellis for a receicer? Will TO come back, please? It has basically made me rethink my keeper.
The Rangers are in first place? I can’t help but to think this is because of me. While I’ve always (and secretly) rooted for the Yankees, we broke up this year. Why? Well, Mark Teixeira is the main reason. Followed by Nick Swisher, letting Giambi go and CC Sabathia. Ugh… So, I went back to my roots. It’s working out well for both of us, despite the Rangers getting swept in Detroit.
And, some quick bulletpoints because it’s Friday.
-Stay home, Farve.
-Really, Raiders? You didn’t pick Crabtree?
-Mike Tyson looks incredible in The Hangover.
-Follow The Bizzo on Twitter, because both Jon and I are writing now (and, can I mention that we were one of the first sports peeps on Twitter?)
-One of our writers, Christian, is actually writing for a national magazine, so we’re sort of legit now.
-9 times out of 10 when you see an Asian chick playing pool, good things will happen. But, there’s always that one time…
-I love you Jeets.
Late.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Christian
1. The way ESPN rigged the top 25 players is BS. I don’t get to keep Frank Gore or Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith is number 25, as in the very last guy that I can’t take. So, I’m stuck with McNabb? Hmmm. There better be someone more amazing around for my fifth pick than Steven “My Helmet Sits Too HIgh on My Head” Jackson.
2. Appreciate the shout out, but let’s not get carried away. We’re not even sure how long this magazine will be around. I’m actually ready to put all my eggs in the Bizzo Basket.
3. I feel like I need to start a weekly column on the Bizz to regiment myself. Hell’s Kitchen Konfessions? Corked Bat Corner? Ugh. I’m no good at these catchy name things.
May 24th, 2009
Christian
P.S. I’m not even that big a fan of asians, but this one has already brought me to tears with her hotness.
Is she the bad girl from “Kill Bill?”
May 24th, 2009
Toph
She is not the girl from Kill Bill… I think…
And… how about… Sexy Time with Christian? That should at least get traffic to the site.
May 26th, 2009
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