By Toph…
Jon, you can find your pony in my bedroom getting its tail fucked by me. I have no idea what that meant, but we decided we need to argue on the Biz.
I love the Marion trade. I do, and I like what the Mavs have done so far this offseason. What’s there not to like? In case anyone missed it, we trade Jerry Stackhouse for Shawn Marion. Jerry Stackhouse, who didn’t do shit last year.
Think of this lineup:
1.Kidd, Howard, Marion, Dirk, Damp (fuck Damp).
2. Kidd, Terry, Howard, Marion, Dirk
3. JJ, Buck, Ross, Humphries, Gortat (hahaa… sorry…)
Also, in case you missed it, we got rid of Devean George. I hate Devean George and think he’s the biggest waste of space since Mark Teixera and CC Sabathia.
We also didn’t get Richard Jefferson, who also sucks, and costs like $14million. I’d say that Marion was much better than Jefferson.
About Gortat. Well, is he better than Brandon Bass? Sure, fuck if I know. Bass can throw down some dunks when he’s wide open, and shoot a decent 10ft shot, but he’s never going to be great. I don’t actually know if Gortat is any good. Who does? In fact, that could be one of the dumbest moves since acquiring Devean George.
Then you have Kidd. Ugh… Who the eff wanted that? OK, we didn’t have a plan B for Kidd. But, the Mavs let Nash go because he was too old and too expensive, so do with that what you will. As long as this is a sort of one year deal, and they get Paul next year with Kidd as a mentor of sorts, then I’m happy.
Speaking of which, the Mavs supposedly have all this money coming off the books for the summer of 2010, so that’s good if this all fails.
Because for Christsakes, they’re running out of time.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Christian
I agree that the editors/writers need to argue more.
So, in that light, MAVS SUCK!!!!!!!!
You guys honestly believe that a baked J-Ho, a 93 year old point guard who wallops his wife, a German who was ready to marry a name-changing hooker, a guy who’s name is “Damp” (could also be called Soggy, Water-Logged, or Bloated), and Shawn “Victim of the System” Marion can get it done?
Gortat’s the best you’ve got. By the way, Gortat is czech for dirty breast. Think about it.
Jul 11th, 2009
jon
it occurs to me, Christian, that we need you in the Mavs corner if they plan on winning any games this year….
That being said, if I can talk Mark Cuban into signing a barely 18, young blonde with a penchant for horses to play some some garbage minutes…will you change your tune?
Jul 13th, 2009
Christian
You had me at “barely 18.”
In actuality, if I can be said to have a favorite NBA team, it’s the Mavs. I also like the Suns, but only because of Nash. And I’m also an unapologetic frontrunner.
But, seriously, I really do like the Mavs. They’ve just gotta do something about Damp. Hang him out to dry or steam the fucker…anything to get him to stop sucking so hard.
Jul 13th, 2009
Toph
Who you gonna get, though? I effin hate, too, but we just lost Gorcrap to the magic.
They’re shopping him, but is Kaveman or Camby really better?
Wait… Barely legals?
Jul 13th, 2009
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