The Sports Bizzo

By Jon…

It’s been a long ass time since I’ve written something for the Biz. Not sure why. It’s not like I stopped watching sports. Christ, it’s football season.

I think I just lost touch with what the Biz was all about. It had been so long since I posted an article, that I forgot about the single greatest thing about writing for the Biz:

Finding out what awesome picture Toph was gonna put with my article.

You have to admit, Toph’s got an eye for subtlety and nuisance that is just unparalleled. Not to mention the tenacity to find exactly the right picture for the job.

Sometimes I even tried to fuck with him and write about really obscure things. Or a really abstract idea that no one picture could adequately convey.

He can’t be faded.

He’s unfadeable.

Every single time, he delivered.

What’s that, Jon? You wanna write about sports team in Austin?

HOT GIRLS ON SIXTH STREET!!!

Toph writes an article about sports in general? That’s kind of vague.

ASIAN GIRL IN A SCHOOL SKIRT PLAYING POOL!!!

I don’t know how he does it. He’s like those two guys in City Slickers who could name the perfect ice cream to complete any meal.

WOOF!!!

He just knows.

That’s really all I wanted to talk about with this article…but I do want to keep it sports-related. Here are some of my opinions on recent stories in the sports world.

Football is awesome.

Soccer is growing on me.

Baseball takes too long.

College Football is subjective.

Favre still annoys me.

NASCAR still baffles me.

And Fantasy Football is a cruel bitch.

Find a picture for that, Toph.