The Sports Bizzo

(Editor’s Note: I got my first ever shoutout in the Dr. Tim Cowboys update… um… awesome.)

Cowboys Nation,

It wasn’t as high scoring as I anticipated, and our kicker still sucks for air while his head remains firmly embedded in his ass, but beating the previously undefeated Saints in the Superdome on Saturday night was glorious. It was awesome. I guess I should have predicted a lower scoring output for the Saints, giving more credit to our defense who gave up their season average of only 17 points, and in doing so saved our kicker’s ass. How does he miss a 24 yard field goal? The defense held the high-powered Saints offense to three points heading into the fourth quarter and held on to the lead with DeMarcus Ware coming up huge in the end; forcing a fumble while sacking Brees in the final seconds of the game.
(I understand that JJ brought in another shitty kicker that has already done one tour of duty with the Cowboys and had just gotten fired by Danny-boy Snyder of the Redskins for missing a game-clinching kick against New Orleans two weeks ago, Shaun Suisham. Oh boy, we’re excited now. How ironic that Suisham’s first game back in the NFL is against the Redskins in Washington.)

Tony had another great night, going 22 of 34 for 312 yards and one TD, and I don’t know who had the bigger Romo-boner, Jerry Jones or Toph Miller. MB3 had 62 yards on 17 carries and 2 TDs. Austin had 139 yards and a TD on just 7 catches, and continues to outshine the “number one receiver” Roy Williams. We need to keep up this kind of intensity, execution, and balance through the next two games against divisional opponents, and into the playoffs. If the Dallas Cowboys play like they did on Saturday night in New Orleans for the rest of the season, then they will win the Super Bowl. You heard it here first, folks.

Prediction: Cowboys 31 – Foreskins 13
The Gay-ants just tongue-wiped Washington’s ass Monday night; primary asslicker She-li Manning savoring the moment. The Cowboys will continue the beatings until Jim Zorn’s mother begs for it to stop. Kill Joe!

Go Cowboys!
Merry Christmas!
Tim