The Sports Bizzo

By Toph…

Sorry for the extended vacation, but I had to go home to the promise land, you know. It was kind of sad seeing Texas Stadium in ruins, but what can you do?

So many wonderful things have happened since I last updated the Bizzo. Mainly, the Cowboys are in the mother fucking playoffs. The last time we checked in the Cowboys had just beat the Saints, in what was an unprecedented win. Even Dr. Tim was going nuts about it, and he’s predicted the Boys to go undefeated this year.

The Curse of December? Never heard of it…

The Cows owned the Redskins, getting their first shutout in some time. The game was, OK, but the Defense was stellar. We also, finally, saw Nick Folk get the boot, and our old frenemy, Shaun Suisham return to the Metroplex. Good thing he’s only missed one field goal since returning to Dallas. Ugh.

I was back at The Final Final with Ryan for the last game against of the season against the Eagles on Sunday. This may have been the first time in the history of the Final Final that there were only 2 groups of fans watching the games. Cowboys fans and Eagles fans. Thank God the Eagles fans were all just a bunch of cougars who wanted to wrangle us, instead of… mangle us.

I don’t think we really grasped that we shut the Eagles out till our celebratory beer. Pretty sure the Cows couldn’t have played any better (well, the tipped ball INT in the Red Zone sucked balls), and now they’ve set up a chance to play the Eagles back in Cowboys Stadium in Saturday night prime time.

Beating a team three times in one season is rough, beating the Eagles three times in one season would be fucking ridiculous.

Can the Cowboys do it? Of course they can… if not, I will cut off my Romoboner.

And now… my Random Wildcard Weekend Playoff Predictions.

Bengals over Jets; Cowboys over Eagles; Patriots over Ravens; Packers over Cardinals