The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... So, if you've ever read any sports related article I've written (which, I hope you have, since this is The Sports Bizzo), you know that I might just be the strangest sports fan in the world. When things are going great, I panic and think the end is near. When things are at their bleakest, I get excited and think things are going to turn around. When I see the Mavs down 10 on the road heading into the 4th quarter against ... Read More

By Jon (yep... you read that right)... John Hollinger doesn't get it. I read ESPN religiously, and I continually hate myself for doing so. ESPN may very well be the reason behind the rise and fall of sports media. I know Ben Stiller was gunning for a laugh when he came up with "The Ocho" in Dodgeball, but he wasn't too far off the mark. I name drop John Hollinger for a reason. He's one of the increasing number of hacks that populate the ESPN ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 02.28.10 You're going to need a lot links to keep up with this podcast... You're gonna need to know about Aziz Ansari Especially, the CVS clip You should definitely watch Huey Lewis' videos - HERE As well as the Wreckx-N-Effect "Rumpshaker" video... And... the greatest video in the world... There's a comment that says, "now is the time to fuk her"... we cannot stop laughing at this... So, here's the genius video "Open to any college" video. _____________________________________ Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes – ... Read More

First of all, friends, I am sorry I've neglected you. Truth is, well, I've been busy, and I don't have anyone else picking up my slack right now. Anyone know quality writers that would write for, um, glory (and absolutely no pay)? Surprisingly, I'd say that I've arguably watched more sports this year, than most year's past. This, of course, is thanks to NBA League Pass. The thing about having the Mavs on regularly in Dallas is that you do take it for ... Read More

Doug, I'd say you were a lucky SOB, but you didn't actually get to meet Melissa Rycroft, so you're not. But... Merry Christmas from Toph, Jon, Christian and the rest of The Sports Bizzo contributors. Read More

Everybody is doing lists right now, so fuck you I'm gonna do one, too. Here are my most hated athletes of all time. 10. Tom Brady - Hell of way to start a list of hated athletes. The thing is, I want to like Brady. I really do, but the guy is such a douche. I'm not gonna lie, there was a small part of me secretly rooting for Brady his first Super Bowl. Sure, that was mainly due to this fucking nincompoop in ... Read More

By Toph... So, I started reading The Book of Basketball by Bill Simmons over the past weekend. It's a big fucking book, and I've just finished reading Chapter 2. Let me tell you, if the rest of the book is as good as chapter 2 is, then I recommend buying this book right now. Chapter 2 is about Bill's meeting with Isaiah Thomas (you can read an except here). There's a long history here, but they patch it up enough for Simmons to ask ... Read More

By Jon... It's been a long ass time since I've written something for the Biz. Not sure why. It's not like I stopped watching sports. Christ, it's football season. I think I just lost touch with what the Biz was all about. It had been so long since I posted an article, that I forgot about the single greatest thing about writing for the Biz: Finding out what awesome picture Toph was gonna put with my article. You have to admit, Toph's got an eye for ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 08.02.09 (Editor's Note: This podcast is dedicated to Kristen Thorn, the official table tennis hottie of the Bizzo, and to power outlets.) Toph and Jon really don't talk about anything this week. Well, unless you like Texas Wesleyan Table Tennis and the Sacramento Kings Dancers. And as usual... Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Toph... How lucky are we to be living in the Twitter era? I mean, seriously, how the fuck else would I know that Cedric Ceballos is in Mexico right now? Or that Troy Murphy is still... ummm... alive? Or that winning was more important to Drew Gooden than actually playing?!! We're lucky, and you know it. So, Jon and I have talked about having a podcast the past two weeks, but I've ended up drunk, which is usually his excuse. We'll have one on ... Read More