The Sports Bizzo

In case you haven't been keeping track, R.G. is 1-1-1 this year for picks.  The push occurred because Joan “The Sycuan Warrior” Guzman was who I thought he was.  No, he didn't lose to Nate Campbell as I predicted.  Even worse, the punk ass chump Joan (pronounced like you're talking to the hottie on MadMen) weighed in three pounds too heavy, and then turned down Campbell's offer to fight anyway.  I would say maybe they should reschedule, but I think it’s a ... Read More

By Brandon… So it’s that time of year again folks. People are talking more about their city’s QB than who will be President.  Girlfriends start shopping as men congregate on Sundays for sacred rituals.  Men start reading again.  Melodramatic Mystic Metaphors are all over the skies just waiting to be plucked down into a bad sports article.  This can only mean one thing: Gambling Season. Each week, loan sharks and bookies are hoping you don’t take the Ramblin’ Gambler’s advice, which is sure to ... Read More

By Brandon... If sources on the internet are to be believed, fist fighting has been a legitimate sport for thousands of years. In fact, the Bible says, somewhere, that Jesus took in a few prizefights during the last supper.  That Sumerian was a lock, but the fight was rigged by Judas.  In all likelihood, fighting has been a legitimate woman-and-food getting activity for tens of thousands of years.   If cavemen had not pioneered the beatdown, would we be civilized today?  Do you think ... Read More

By Brandon... So as the second half of the boxing year begins, we now have a new welterweight champ who, in this Half-Mexican's opinion, replaces the vacuum left by Floyd Mayweather Jr. The new champ Antonio Margarito may not have the flash or trash talk of the "retired" Mayweather, but Christ can he work. And I do mean work. Can you throw 1,675 punches in 36 minutes? In a fight in '06, Margarito broke the Compubox record of punches thrown ... Read More