The Sports Bizzo

By Jon... (See also... Jon Wants a National Title and Some Butterscotch... Be sure to be at the South Congress Bridge tonight if the Horns do win the National Championship. Jon's gonna run down it naked...) I told Toph about a week and a half ago that my New Year's resolution was to rededicate myself to the Biz. Well, here we are a week into the New Year, and what have I done about it... Nada. So I'm going to do my job, live up to ... Read More

Doug, I'd say you were a lucky SOB, but you didn't actually get to meet Melissa Rycroft, so you're not. But... Merry Christmas from Toph, Jon, Christian and the rest of The Sports Bizzo contributors. Read More

By Toph... There's about a 20% chance that Jon has died. I cannot confirm or deny this. So, I'm just going to write about everything there is to write about in sports right now. Ready? Here we go. The BCS got it right. Yes, yes they did. University of Texas against Alabama. Sorry, TCU, no one cares. And, sorry, but guess what. You're not even ranked 3. Enjoy beating Boise State, and spending the next 10 years talking how you could have beaten Texas. I wish, ... Read More

By Jon... Growing up in Dallas in the early 90's was easy for a sports fan. The Cowboys were the only thing that mattered and they won Super Bowls like Nirvana had hit singles. The other teams in town didn't matter. I still watched them suck, but it didn't matter. The Cowboys were the best team in the best sport in the entire world and that was all that mattered. Flash forward to now: Ain't no team in Dallas won a damn thing since I ... Read More

(Editor's Note: Body of a God, but face from Hell...) Sadly, at this moment in time, if I could change one thing about History, it would be this: I would have relocated the Democratic National Committee to a fuckin' Radisson or Marriott or something. I would have done this for the express purpose of eliminating an infuriating media trend. You know the one. The one that makes every dumbshit reporter or journalist label any mild controversy or simple misunderstanding, "Something-Gate". Janet Jackson's titty flops out during the Super ... Read More

(Editor's Note: Don't feel bad for the Cubs...) By Christian... Buster Olney seems like a pretty good dude.  But he looks retarded dressed up in a suit and slung behind one of those all-glass, laser-show desks ESPN jury rigs.  Keith Law looks like a bona fide dweeb.  Rob Neyer doesn’t know his ball sack from a rosin bag.  Jayson Stark is self-aggrandizing, unfunny goober.  And Peter Gammons, bless his heart, has long been one of the best baseball writers around.  But the dude had ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.26.09 This week the Bizzers have their first ever Live Biz Video Stream, and you probably missed it. They also discuss the NBA Playoffs, baseball and fucking monkeys. (Fucking monkeys may not be discussed.) And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Toph... So, I don't really have just one thing to talk about, so I thought I'd throw it in all one post. Is that cool? Have I mentioned that I'm going to run a half-marathon? Yeah, because I am. 13.something miles. I'm trying to update my runs regularly on Twitter. Is anyone else hoping for a Magic - Nuggets series? This is purely because I want to punch a hole in Nike's ad campaigns. Granted, I'm a strong supporter of Nike, but come on, these ... Read More

By Jon... I should have written this last night, but I didn't. It was freezing outside, no one was coming into work, and I had lots of time to think. The crossword puzzle I was working on was done with me, unwilling to budge, thwarting my search for simple answers to abstract ideas. Then the allergies took hold. I felt like ripping my nose off my face. Then my stomach turned on me, and I was done. I wanted nothing to do with ... Read More

By Toph... I have this weird obsession with watching the last 5 -2 minutes of just about every semi-important to important sporting event. This is based entirely of the fact that I love sports celebrations. There's something about the midfield celebrations, ticker tap, fans screaming their asses off, awkward hugs, high fives, players flipping out and overall insane celebrations. How can you not love this? Well, I do, and I'm not afraid to admit it. If Christian is Mr. Bandwagon, then I'm Mr. 2 ... Read More