We Should Talk About the Super Bowl, Right?

Categories: Football, NFL

I mean, we are a sports blog, and we're supposed to write about sports, right? It really only seems logical that we'd talk about the Super Bowl. Who's even playing this year? Oh, come on now, you don't think I know who's playing? I threw a party when the Saints beat the Favre's. Sometimes, but pure accident, I call Diabla "Manning" in bed. Pretty sure this is going to be one of the most exciting Super Bowls we've seen in a long ... Read More

Cheerleaders of the Year… The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders

Categories: Football, The Sports Bizzo

What else can you say about the Dolphin ladies? They had an amazing year. They narrowly edged the Eagles, Chargers and Cowboys cheerleaders. Congrats girls... To earn The Sports Bizzo Cheerleaders of the Year is a huge honor, and each one of you did your part. Here are some photos for everyone to enjoy! Read More

Dr. Tim: Cowboys Update: Playoffs, Conference Championship Week

Categories: Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

Dear Cowboys Nation… and those of you just tagging along for the ride, The Best Team In Football is now out of the playoffs. It was a good run, but the Cowboys came up short in Minnesota and are now in “we’ll get ‘em next year” mode. Actually, we’re still waiting for the Cowboys to get off the bus and get suited up to play the Vikings, because they never showed up at the game. I kind of hate to say this, but if ... Read More

Dr Tim: Cowboys Update: Playoffs Week 2, Divisional Round

Categories: Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

Cowboys Nation, The drought is over. Let it rain. The last time the Cowboys won a playoff game, Annabel was two days old. We just celebrated her 13th birthday three weeks ago. It’s time to win some more. Now that we have summarily dismissed and disposed of everyone’s little darlings, the E-girls, let’s get on with the real games. Why did the media insist that Philly was the favorite? Chris “Blowhard” Berman still can’t get over the fact that Dallas is better than the Iggles. ... Read More

It’s about damn time…

Categories: College Football, Football, The Bizzo Salutes

By Jon... (See also... Jon Wants a National Title and Some Butterscotch... Be sure to be at the South Congress Bridge tonight if the Horns do win the National Championship. Jon's gonna run down it naked...) I told Toph about a week and a half ago that my New Year's resolution was to rededicate myself to the Biz. Well, here we are a week into the New Year, and what have I done about it... Nada. So I'm going to do my job, live up to ... Read More

Dr. Tim – Cowboys Update Playoffs – Wild Card Round

Categories: Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

Cowboys Nation, Did anyone have any doubt who the NFC East Champions would be this season? Oh, yes. I’m sure there are some of those lonely few Cowboy-Haters out there in their own little fantasy land that thought some other team would take the East, but that bubble has now been burst. I wake up every morning and look in the mirror and thank God that I’m not a Redskin fan. (or a Giants fan / Eagles fan, for that matter…what a pitiful ... Read More

Back in the Playoffs…

Categories: Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... Sorry for the extended vacation, but I had to go home to the promise land, you know. It was kind of sad seeing Texas Stadium in ruins, but what can you do? So many wonderful things have happened since I last updated the Bizzo. Mainly, the Cowboys are in the mother fucking playoffs. The last time we checked in the Cowboys had just beat the Saints, in what was an unprecedented win. Even Dr. Tim was going nuts about it, and he's ... Read More

Merry Christmas, Doug Walton from The Sports Bizzo

Categories: Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, College Basketball, College Football, Football, Golf, Hockey, Horse Racing, Jeets, MLB, Mendoza Line, NBA, NFL, NHL, Olympics, Soccer, Tennis, The Bizzo Salutes, The Sports Bizzo, Track & Field

Doug, I'd say you were a lucky SOB, but you didn't actually get to meet Melissa Rycroft, so you're not. But... Merry Christmas from Toph, Jon, Christian and the rest of The Sports Bizzo contributors. Read More

Dr. Tim – Cowboys Update Week 16

Categories: Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

(Editor's Note: I got my first ever shoutout in the Dr. Tim Cowboys update... um... awesome.) Cowboys Nation, It wasn’t as high scoring as I anticipated, and our kicker still sucks for air while his head remains firmly embedded in his ass, but beating the previously undefeated Saints in the Superdome on Saturday night was glorious. It was awesome. I guess I should have predicted a lower scoring output for the Saints, giving more credit to our defense who gave up their season average ... Read More

Sweet, Sweet Romoboner…

Categories: Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

(Editor's Note: I fucking love when cheerleaders wear the Santa outfits... It's ridicuhot) By Toph... I just... it's that... well... I mean... they didn't... cause they did... how did they... who were... they... and... um... they beat the Saints? THEY BEAT THE SAINTS! I'm still beside myself over the Cowboys acting like a team with something to prove and beating the Saints in a hostile road environment. It's just... fuck... I don't even know what to say. After the first quarter, they didn't look great, but ... Read More