The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.02.08

Categories: Baseball, Basketball, College Football, Football, Jeets, MLB, NBA, NFL, The Sports Bizzo, The Sports Bizzo Podcast

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.02.08 (Editor's Note: Toph and Jon strongly support chicks doing handstands... and bikinis.) This week The Biz discusses the VP debates, Palin Bingo, The 1st Annual Bizzo Summit, Sky Bombing, Cowboys-Redskins, Cowboys-Bengals, MLB Playoffs and other stuff that I've forgotten. Of course… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo’s Facebook Group - HERE Read More

Jeets How-To Guide: The Offseason

Categories: Baseball, Jeets, MLB, The Sports Bizzo

You know, boys and girls, everything else I write about, I'm an expert at.  Ladies, love-making, lap dances, lithographs, laminating, lambasting, alliteration...I rock it all. But if there's one thing that I'm not familiar with, it's having a lot of free time on my hands in October. I don't know if you Bizzoers can believe it, but this is the first October I've had free since 1994.  That means that I've never not been to the playoffs.  Can you believe that?  I'm usually busy ... Read More

Jeets How-to Guide Part II: Being Clutch

Categories: Baseball, Jeets, MLB, The Sports Bizzo

The dictionary defines "clutch" as "being successful in a crucial situation." I define it by looking in the mirror. It would be silly for me to run down the endlessly long list of clutch performances in my life for the sake of this How-To Guide. After all, none of you will ever be as clutch as I am. Having you read the impossibly long list of clutchness would really do nothing more than make you feel awful about yourself. Face it. ... Read More

The Jeets How-To Guide - Part 1: Shopping

Categories: Baseball, Jeets, MLB, The Sports Bizzo

Bonjour, Ladies and Gents. In case you're not familiar, "Bonjour" is French for "Sappinin?!?!" What can I say? I'm a man of many languages...an international, debonair icon of multi-culturalism and success. Out of all the languages I speak, it goes without saying that my favorite is the language of love. I was born fluent in it, I've written most of the dictionary on it, and I'm pretty much a walking thesaurus of carnal sophistication. You'll all come to ... Read More