The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... I know I should either be talking about the Cowboys amazing victory over the Eagles or the Longhorns unbelievable letdown against the Tide (seriously, can't we all agree the Curse of Jon is real, and that because of this he's not allowed to even mention the Cowboys on this site?), and I will, but that's not why we're here today. No, we're here today because our beloved hero, Derek Jeter is about to make the biggest mistake of his life. I was reading ... Read More

Doug, I'd say you were a lucky SOB, but you didn't actually get to meet Melissa Rycroft, so you're not. But... Merry Christmas from Toph, Jon, Christian and the rest of The Sports Bizzo contributors. Read More

By Toph... I got a text from Christian the other night that asked if I was even watching the ALCS. It's well chronicled that have I loved the Yankees since I was a kid, despite growing up in Mesquite, Texas. I've always rooted for them, though it has mostly been a silent rooting, since it's definitely not cool to be a Yankees fan. I even came out of the Yankees closet to a few friends, and I slightly enjoyed the ribbing I received for it. ... Read More

By Toph... So, I don't really have just one thing to talk about, so I thought I'd throw it in all one post. Is that cool? Have I mentioned that I'm going to run a half-marathon? Yeah, because I am. 13.something miles. I'm trying to update my runs regularly on Twitter. Is anyone else hoping for a Magic - Nuggets series? This is purely because I want to punch a hole in Nike's ad campaigns. Granted, I'm a strong supporter of Nike, but come on, these ... Read More

By Jeets... Dearest Bizzoteers- I know I’ve been M-I-A for a while.  But let me explain.  It can be done in two words:  Mark Dickbag Teixeira. Okay, that’s three words, and they’re not really words, they’re names.  So what do I look like?  A grammarian?  A physicist? No.  I look like a sex god wrapped up in an irresistibly tight, pin-striped uniform that accentuates my delts. The truth is, Bizzolitos (that’s Spanish for “Little Jeets Disciples”), Tex is a pain in my well-toned, sought-after ass.  Who would ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 2.08.09 This week Jon and Toph welcome special guest, hardcore steroid user, Ray Hernandez. They discuss steroids, A-Rod, Bonds, Jamal Anderson, the Mavs and the NBA Trade Deadline. This, by the by, is the last podcast for 2 weeks, as Toph will be on vacation. Yes... again... And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Jon... I should have written this last night, but I didn't. It was freezing outside, no one was coming into work, and I had lots of time to think. The crossword puzzle I was working on was done with me, unwilling to budge, thwarting my search for simple answers to abstract ideas. Then the allergies took hold. I felt like ripping my nose off my face. Then my stomach turned on me, and I was done. I wanted nothing to do with ... Read More

Aloha, my little bizzolitos. Que pasa? Your very own number two (but always number one in your hearts) has been out of commish for some time now, huh? That’s what Jeets does, though, ladies and lesser dudes. When he needs to get shit done, he gets into the zone. What zone, you ask? I like to call it the Bone Zone. Ladies call it the first place they’ve ever really experienced pleasure. Scientists would call it my bedroom. You see, bizzotes, I’ve actually been busy ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.02.08 (Editor's Note: Toph and Jon strongly support chicks doing handstands... and bikinis.) This week The Biz discusses the VP debates, Palin Bingo, The 1st Annual Bizzo Summit, Sky Bombing, Cowboys-Redskins, Cowboys-Bengals, MLB Playoffs and other stuff that I've forgotten. Of course… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo’s Facebook Group - HERE Read More

You know, boys and girls, everything else I write about, I'm an expert at.  Ladies, love-making, lap dances, lithographs, laminating, lambasting, alliteration...I rock it all. But if there's one thing that I'm not familiar with, it's having a lot of free time on my hands in October. I don't know if you Bizzoers can believe it, but this is the first October I've had free since 1994.  That means that I've never not been to the playoffs.  Can you believe that?  I'm usually busy ... Read More