The Sports Bizzo

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 02.28.10 You're going to need a lot links to keep up with this podcast... You're gonna need to know about Aziz Ansari Especially, the CVS clip You should definitely watch Huey Lewis' videos - HERE As well as the Wreckx-N-Effect "Rumpshaker" video... And... the greatest video in the world... There's a comment that says, "now is the time to fuk her"... we cannot stop laughing at this... So, here's the genius video "Open to any college" video. _____________________________________ Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes – ... Read More

By Toph... I know I should either be talking about the Cowboys amazing victory over the Eagles or the Longhorns unbelievable letdown against the Tide (seriously, can't we all agree the Curse of Jon is real, and that because of this he's not allowed to even mention the Cowboys on this site?), and I will, but that's not why we're here today. No, we're here today because our beloved hero, Derek Jeter is about to make the biggest mistake of his life. I was reading ... Read More

Doug, I'd say you were a lucky SOB, but you didn't actually get to meet Melissa Rycroft, so you're not. But... Merry Christmas from Toph, Jon, Christian and the rest of The Sports Bizzo contributors. Read More

Everybody is doing lists right now, so fuck you I'm gonna do one, too. Here are my most hated athletes of all time. 10. Tom Brady - Hell of way to start a list of hated athletes. The thing is, I want to like Brady. I really do, but the guy is such a douche. I'm not gonna lie, there was a small part of me secretly rooting for Brady his first Super Bowl. Sure, that was mainly due to this fucking nincompoop in ... Read More

(Jeet's note: This is what it sounds like... when Jeet's cries.) By Jon... I think I've been living a lie for awhile. Toph's probably gonna rip me a new one for this, but it's true. I have no desire to see the Yankees win the World Series. I don't. I just don't. I've spent the last week or so reading articles about the Series, catching pieces of games, and watching analysis, and the same feeling keeps coming up in the pit of my stomach. Meh. That's ... Read More

By Toph... I got a text from Christian the other night that asked if I was even watching the ALCS. It's well chronicled that have I loved the Yankees since I was a kid, despite growing up in Mesquite, Texas. I've always rooted for them, though it has mostly been a silent rooting, since it's definitely not cool to be a Yankees fan. I even came out of the Yankees closet to a few friends, and I slightly enjoyed the ribbing I received for it. ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 08.02.09 (Editor's Note: This podcast is dedicated to Kristen Thorn, the official table tennis hottie of the Bizzo, and to power outlets.) Toph and Jon really don't talk about anything this week. Well, unless you like Texas Wesleyan Table Tennis and the Sacramento Kings Dancers. And as usual... Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Toph... How lucky are we to be living in the Twitter era? I mean, seriously, how the fuck else would I know that Cedric Ceballos is in Mexico right now? Or that Troy Murphy is still... ummm... alive? Or that winning was more important to Drew Gooden than actually playing?!! We're lucky, and you know it. So, Jon and I have talked about having a podcast the past two weeks, but I've ended up drunk, which is usually his excuse. We'll have one on ... Read More

(Editor's Note: Don't feel bad for the Cubs...) By Christian... Buster Olney seems like a pretty good dude.  But he looks retarded dressed up in a suit and slung behind one of those all-glass, laser-show desks ESPN jury rigs.  Keith Law looks like a bona fide dweeb.  Rob Neyer doesn’t know his ball sack from a rosin bag.  Jayson Stark is self-aggrandizing, unfunny goober.  And Peter Gammons, bless his heart, has long been one of the best baseball writers around.  But the dude had ... Read More

By Christian... So, little Bizzoteers, your friendly Bizzo staff (or at least two thirds of us) took our first business trip! That’s right.  Our Editor-in-Chief, Toph, and his grossly underpaid and equally sporadic writer, Christian (that’s me) took a little jaunt to CitiField to watch the Cards and the Mets try not to get too distracted from all the effing advertising plastered all over this dumpy field to actually hit the ball. Sadly, the Bizzo’s profits (all four dollars) weren’t even enough to buy us ... Read More