The Sports Bizzo

I mean, we are a sports blog, and we're supposed to write about sports, right? It really only seems logical that we'd talk about the Super Bowl. Who's even playing this year? Oh, come on now, you don't think I know who's playing? I threw a party when the Saints beat the Favre's. Sometimes, but pure accident, I call Diabla "Manning" in bed. Pretty sure this is going to be one of the most exciting Super Bowls we've seen in a long ... Read More

Dear Cowboys Nation… and those of you just tagging along for the ride, The Best Team In Football is now out of the playoffs. It was a good run, but the Cowboys came up short in Minnesota and are now in “we’ll get ‘em next year” mode. Actually, we’re still waiting for the Cowboys to get off the bus and get suited up to play the Vikings, because they never showed up at the game. I kind of hate to say this, but if ... Read More

Cowboys Nation, The drought is over. Let it rain. The last time the Cowboys won a playoff game, Annabel was two days old. We just celebrated her 13th birthday three weeks ago. It’s time to win some more. Now that we have summarily dismissed and disposed of everyone’s little darlings, the E-girls, let’s get on with the real games. Why did the media insist that Philly was the favorite? Chris “Blowhard” Berman still can’t get over the fact that Dallas is better than the Iggles. ... Read More

Cowboys Nation, Did anyone have any doubt who the NFC East Champions would be this season? Oh, yes. I’m sure there are some of those lonely few Cowboy-Haters out there in their own little fantasy land that thought some other team would take the East, but that bubble has now been burst. I wake up every morning and look in the mirror and thank God that I’m not a Redskin fan. (or a Giants fan / Eagles fan, for that matter…what a pitiful ... Read More

By Toph... Sorry for the extended vacation, but I had to go home to the promise land, you know. It was kind of sad seeing Texas Stadium in ruins, but what can you do? So many wonderful things have happened since I last updated the Bizzo. Mainly, the Cowboys are in the mother fucking playoffs. The last time we checked in the Cowboys had just beat the Saints, in what was an unprecedented win. Even Dr. Tim was going nuts about it, and he's ... Read More

Doug, I'd say you were a lucky SOB, but you didn't actually get to meet Melissa Rycroft, so you're not. But... Merry Christmas from Toph, Jon, Christian and the rest of The Sports Bizzo contributors. Read More

(Editor's Note: I got my first ever shoutout in the Dr. Tim Cowboys update... um... awesome.) Cowboys Nation, It wasn’t as high scoring as I anticipated, and our kicker still sucks for air while his head remains firmly embedded in his ass, but beating the previously undefeated Saints in the Superdome on Saturday night was glorious. It was awesome. I guess I should have predicted a lower scoring output for the Saints, giving more credit to our defense who gave up their season average ... Read More

(Editor's Note: I fucking love when cheerleaders wear the Santa outfits... It's ridicuhot) By Toph... I just... it's that... well... I mean... they didn't... cause they did... how did they... who were... they... and... um... they beat the Saints? THEY BEAT THE SAINTS! I'm still beside myself over the Cowboys acting like a team with something to prove and beating the Saints in a hostile road environment. It's just... fuck... I don't even know what to say. After the first quarter, they didn't look great, but ... Read More

This man is genius. Cowboys Nation, We have now lost two games in a row where we’ve been stopped on a fourth down run by MB3 at a critical juncture of the game. I’ve said this before; it’s not a talent issue, it’s not a personnel issue, it’s a coaching issue. This all comes down to play calling. Just get Romo outside after a play fake with Barber on a dive up the middle, and have Tony have the option to either run it ... Read More

Everybody is doing lists right now, so fuck you I'm gonna do one, too. Here are my most hated athletes of all time. 10. Tom Brady - Hell of way to start a list of hated athletes. The thing is, I want to like Brady. I really do, but the guy is such a douche. I'm not gonna lie, there was a small part of me secretly rooting for Brady his first Super Bowl. Sure, that was mainly due to this fucking nincompoop in ... Read More