The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... By now you've heard that Plaxico Burress has been suspend for the year, and that other suspensions could be coming for the dudes that were with him that night he shot himself in the leg, right? You can always count on the Bizzo to bring you late breaking news, right? OK, so that's not why the Bizzo was created, but it was created so we could discuss these important sports headlines. So, let's discuss. Plaxico shot himself in the leg at the club. ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 11.24.08 Toph and Jon are back with a new podcast! This week they discuss the rise of the Cowboys, welcome back Pacman, fantasy football, the BCS and college football, the NBA and some other fun shit. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Read More

By Toph... I woke up this morning thinking, "Man... that's just my normal morning pee boner. There's nothing special about you." So, like every other morning, I practically did a handstand to pee. As I was showering, and getting ready for what's turned out to be a busy Friday at work, my bone was still firmly in place. "What the shit," I questioned myself. Generally, when you have a 4 hour erection, you should consult your doctor. So, I consulted my doctor. They ... Read More

By Toph... (Editor's note: Of course, 2 days later all Dallas teams win... hummm...) I've been asking this quietly (and on Twitter) for some time now, so I'll finally bring it up in an article. The question: Can you remember a time when so many Dallas teams were so bad? I mean, right now, every team is bad. All of them. The Rangers were awful (despite having an amazing offense... again), the Stars are at the bottom of the Pacific with a record of ... Read More

By Jon... I'm having a hard time coming up with any one thing to write about this time around. Nothing's really jumped out at me in the headlines over the last week. Maybe it's because the Cowboys had a bye week. Maybe it's that they've been so god awful the last few weeks that I've shut my brain off. Maybe it's because the Mavs can't win a home game. I don't know. It could be any of those things, or all of them ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 11.06.08 (Editor's Note: If you find the chick in the middle, tell her she's the new official girl of the Bizzo and to contact us @ TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com. The chick on the left is for Jon....) This week Toph and Jon discuss Robert Rodriguez, Obama, the Cowboys, their Fantasy League, the NBA, the World Series, the Texas Rangers, Breeders' Cup, Ryan's Birthday and Halloween. Wow, that's a shitton. Check it out. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The ... Read More

By Brandon... I told you so Jerry Jones.  I told you so but you are too rich and all important to listen to the Ramblin' Gambler.  Anyone who spent time drinking with me this summer during the pre-season knows two things:  1. I hate the NFC West  2.  I said that Brad Johnson would ruin the Cowboys should Romo get hurt. With half the season over, my predictions about the NFC West are going great.  The division is still the worst in the league ... Read More

By Christian… Alright, Bizzoers, what the hell's going on here?  Deuce McAllister, Charles Grant, and Will Smith, along with a few other players, have all tested positive for the diuretic Bumetanide, which belongs to a subset of medicines known as water pills. (Official Story) That's rough.  That's a lot of people.  And apparently it can result in up to a four game suspension, which would be particularly awesome for the Saints because that's like half the good players on their defense.  And Deuce was ... Read More

By Jon... At first I was excited. The idea of having two Roy Williams on the same team made me giddy. My friends and I used to build our Madden teams around having both O-Roy and D-Roy. One of them was the hardest hitting safety on the game, and the other, an impossible-to-cover 6'5" gazelle of a wide receiver. How could you possibly go wrong? And then it occurred to me. This isn't 2005. And this ain't a video game. And the Cowboys of 2008 are ... Read More

By Toph... Well, it's officially happened. Romo has ruined my life. Not only has he turned my 2 of my favorite things into complete shit. My fantasy team is done, and it's his fault. Final Final blows and it's his fault. A Rams fan (who's at Final Final every week) bought Ryan and I drinks on Sunday because he felt bad for us. Let me repeat that: He felt bad for us. Us. Cowboys fans. A Rams fan felt bad for us. So he ... Read More