The Mendoza Line - Ashley Harkleroad

Categories: Mendoza Line, Tennis, The Sports Bizzo

Hey Bizzo fans, it's me, Toph. I haven't seen Jon online all day so I'm doing his Mendoza Line for him. Frankly, because this deserves immediate attention. Ashley Harkleroad's Playboy photos have finally surfaced, and they're less than good. OK, so she's an athlete chick and she's naked, that alone makes it post worthy. However, the results weren't what we were hoping for. Being a guy who has seen his fair share of naked chicks on tennis courts, this does less for ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 06.24.08

Categories: Baseball, Basketball, Football, MLB, NBA, NFL, Soccer, Tennis, The Sports Bizzo, The Sports Bizzo Podcast

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 06.24.08 Toph being in New York didn't stop this podcast from happening. Although, maybe it should have. For odd reasons, here's the only link I can recall needing - Johan. In other news, The Bizzo is iPhone functional, with a sexy iPhone page. You can also email us at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com or add us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Late. PS... The girls above are athletes for a university somewhere... somehow... Read More

The Bizzo Salutes… Ana Ivanovic

Categories: Baseball, Tennis, The Bizzo Salutes, The Sports Bizzo

When you're good, it helps to also be hot. OK, so, just being hot is good enough for us, but we're lucky that Ana Ivanovic is hot, too. Currently, Ana is the number 1 tennis player in the world, but that could all change due to her early ousting at Wimbledon. Granted, nothing is certain at Wimbledon this year, Ana had a strong opening, but couldn't quite overcome the physical drain the over 3 hour match had on her. Don't expect this sexy Serb ... Read More

Wimble-Done

Categories: Tennis, The Sports Bizzo

By Ted... Something strangely wicked is happening on those mysterious British Isles. We’re barely a week through the most hallowed of Tennis Grand Slams and the grass courts have been watered by the blood of countless would be champions (and a few pigeons). In what seems to be the most brutal second round in the history of Wimbledon, several of the highest seeded players have been dropped by the wayside and more followed in the third. It all started with one of ... Read More

French Wide Open

Categories: Tennis, The Sports Bizzo

By Ted... Paris may not be the 1st place that comes to mind when you think about sports. In Austin, the only sport connected to France involves Lance Armstrong cruising on his bike in brightly colored spandex with his ass in the air, he’s either very brave or half nuts (insert rim-shot). But this year’s French Open tennis Grand Slam tournament is already proving to be a hit, though rain delays in the first three days made one mistake coverage for ... Read More