The Sports Bizzo

Doug, I'd say you were a lucky SOB, but you didn't actually get to meet Melissa Rycroft, so you're not. But... Merry Christmas from Toph, Jon, Christian and the rest of The Sports Bizzo contributors. Read More

(Editor's note: You should watch this, if you haven't heard the glory - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldyuDZAQLQ) By Christian... Rappers like to talk about how it’s nice to have a gal who is demure and presentable in public, and then absolutely nuts in the sack.  It’s the best of both worlds. But what about if you have a lady that doesn’t know how to keep the two worlds separate? What if your girl is a little too prissy in the bedroom?  Worse yet, what if your lady’s a little ... Read More

By Jon... I should have written this last night, but I didn't. It was freezing outside, no one was coming into work, and I had lots of time to think. The crossword puzzle I was working on was done with me, unwilling to budge, thwarting my search for simple answers to abstract ideas. Then the allergies took hold. I felt like ripping my nose off my face. Then my stomach turned on me, and I was done. I wanted nothing to do with ... Read More

Hey Bizzo fans, it's me, Toph. I haven't seen Jon online all day so I'm doing his Mendoza Line for him. Frankly, because this deserves immediate attention. Ashley Harkleroad's Playboy photos have finally surfaced, and they're less than good. OK, so she's an athlete chick and she's naked, that alone makes it post worthy. However, the results weren't what we were hoping for. Being a guy who has seen his fair share of naked chicks on tennis courts, this does less for ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 06.24.08 Toph being in New York didn't stop this podcast from happening. Although, maybe it should have. For odd reasons, here's the only link I can recall needing - Johan. In other news, The Bizzo is iPhone functional, with a sexy iPhone page. You can also email us at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com or add us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Late. PS... The girls above are athletes for a university somewhere... somehow... Read More

When you're good, it helps to also be hot. OK, so, just being hot is good enough for us, but we're lucky that Ana Ivanovic is hot, too. Currently, Ana is the number 1 tennis player in the world, but that could all change due to her early ousting at Wimbledon. Granted, nothing is certain at Wimbledon this year, Ana had a strong opening, but couldn't quite overcome the physical drain the over 3 hour match had on her. Don't expect this sexy Serb ... Read More

By Ted... Something strangely wicked is happening on those mysterious British Isles. We’re barely a week through the most hallowed of Tennis Grand Slams and the grass courts have been watered by the blood of countless would be champions (and a few pigeons). In what seems to be the most brutal second round in the history of Wimbledon, several of the highest seeded players have been dropped by the wayside and more followed in the third. It all started with one of ... Read More

By Ted... Paris may not be the 1st place that comes to mind when you think about sports. In Austin, the only sport connected to France involves Lance Armstrong cruising on his bike in brightly colored spandex with his ass in the air, he’s either very brave or half nuts (insert rim-shot). But this year’s French Open tennis Grand Slam tournament is already proving to be a hit, though rain delays in the first three days made one mistake coverage for ... Read More