The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... By now you've heard that Plaxico Burress has been suspend for the year, and that other suspensions could be coming for the dudes that were with him that night he shot himself in the leg, right? You can always count on the Bizzo to bring you late breaking news, right? OK, so that's not why the Bizzo was created, but it was created so we could discuss these important sports headlines. So, let's discuss. Plaxico shot himself in the leg at the club. ... Read More

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The Sports Bizzo Podcast 11.24.08 Toph and Jon are back with a new podcast! This week they discuss the rise of the Cowboys, welcome back Pacman, fantasy football, the BCS and college football, the NBA and some other fun shit. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Read More

By Toph... I woke up this morning thinking, "Man... that's just my normal morning pee boner. There's nothing special about you." So, like every other morning, I practically did a handstand to pee. As I was showering, and getting ready for what's turned out to be a busy Friday at work, my bone was still firmly in place. "What the shit," I questioned myself. Generally, when you have a 4 hour erection, you should consult your doctor. So, I consulted my doctor. They ... Read More

By Toph... (Editor's note: Of course, 2 days later all Dallas teams win... hummm...) I've been asking this quietly (and on Twitter) for some time now, so I'll finally bring it up in an article. The question: Can you remember a time when so many Dallas teams were so bad? I mean, right now, every team is bad. All of them. The Rangers were awful (despite having an amazing offense... again), the Stars are at the bottom of the Pacific with a record of ... Read More

By Jon... I'm having a hard time coming up with any one thing to write about this time around. Nothing's really jumped out at me in the headlines over the last week. Maybe it's because the Cowboys had a bye week. Maybe it's that they've been so god awful the last few weeks that I've shut my brain off. Maybe it's because the Mavs can't win a home game. I don't know. It could be any of those things, or all of them ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 11.06.08 (Editor's Note: If you find the chick in the middle, tell her she's the new official girl of the Bizzo and to contact us @ TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com. The chick on the left is for Jon....) This week Toph and Jon discuss Robert Rodriguez, Obama, the Cowboys, their Fantasy League, the NBA, the World Series, the Texas Rangers, Breeders' Cup, Ryan's Birthday and Halloween. Wow, that's a shitton. Check it out. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The ... Read More

By Jon... As we look ahead to another Mavs season full of High expectations and disappointment, here are 10 things to look forward to: 1. Dirk is another year older and a little less effective, and even better news, he has less help than in previous years. I'm gonna steal a line from Bill Simmons here: The NBA...where frittering away your best player's prime happens.... 2. The first full year of the Jason Kidd experiment- Last year, we didn't get to see the half of ... Read More

By Jon... I was talking with a friend at work the other day, a Phillies fan, I guess the night of the postponed game 5, about whether baseball would actually end a World Series on a rain-shortened game. We both decided that it would be an utter travesty if the MLB braintrust allowed that to happen. He, as the Phillies fan, really wanted to see them win a completely legit series, instead of winning a tainted Series that would be questioned and ridiculed ... Read More

By Toph... "Down the Stretch," the official drink of the 2008 Breeders' Cup is phenomenal. It's Grey Goose vodka, lemon-lime soda, cranberry juice and sweet and sour mix, which is then shaken a bit, then add blue curacao. Lastly, it's garnished with 2 grapes, and a slice of lemon. I lost count after my 10th one, and someone where in between I became awesome. The Saturday morning of the 25th Breeders' Cup started out shaky. We arrived early only to find out that we ... Read More