The Sports Bizzo

Hey Bizzo fans, it's me, Toph. I haven't seen Jon online all day so I'm doing his Mendoza Line for him. Frankly, because this deserves immediate attention. Ashley Harkleroad's Playboy photos have finally surfaced, and they're less than good. OK, so she's an athlete chick and she's naked, that alone makes it post worthy. However, the results weren't what we were hoping for. Being a guy who has seen his fair share of naked chicks on tennis courts, this does less for ... Read More

By Ted... Something strangely wicked is happening on those mysterious British Isles. We’re barely a week through the most hallowed of Tennis Grand Slams and the grass courts have been watered by the blood of countless would be champions (and a few pigeons). In what seems to be the most brutal second round in the history of Wimbledon, several of the highest seeded players have been dropped by the wayside and more followed in the third. It all started with one of ... Read More

By Ted... Paris may not be the 1st place that comes to mind when you think about sports. In Austin, the only sport connected to France involves Lance Armstrong cruising on his bike in brightly colored spandex with his ass in the air, he’s either very brave or half nuts (insert rim-shot). But this year’s French Open tennis Grand Slam tournament is already proving to be a hit, though rain delays in the first three days made one mistake coverage for ... Read More