The Sports Bizzo

It has taken some time, but I have finally learned to accept that the Cowboys lost to the Vikings, and are not going to the Super Bowl. This took a lot out of, and it got scary at times. I truly can't stand Brett Favre, and seeing him win another Super Bowl would have been too much for me to handle. So, I guess thanks, Brett. Thanks for allowing me to live. So, what now? Funny you asked. Now I don't know. I still ... Read More

Dear Cowboys Nation… and those of you just tagging along for the ride, The Best Team In Football is now out of the playoffs. It was a good run, but the Cowboys came up short in Minnesota and are now in “we’ll get ‘em next year” mode. Actually, we’re still waiting for the Cowboys to get off the bus and get suited up to play the Vikings, because they never showed up at the game. I kind of hate to say this, but if ... Read More

Cowboys Nation, The drought is over. Let it rain. The last time the Cowboys won a playoff game, Annabel was two days old. We just celebrated her 13th birthday three weeks ago. It’s time to win some more. Now that we have summarily dismissed and disposed of everyone’s little darlings, the E-girls, let’s get on with the real games. Why did the media insist that Philly was the favorite? Chris “Blowhard” Berman still can’t get over the fact that Dallas is better than the Iggles. ... Read More

This man is genius. Cowboys Nation, We have now lost two games in a row where we’ve been stopped on a fourth down run by MB3 at a critical juncture of the game. I’ve said this before; it’s not a talent issue, it’s not a personnel issue, it’s a coaching issue. This all comes down to play calling. Just get Romo outside after a play fake with Barber on a dive up the middle, and have Tony have the option to either run it ... Read More

By Jon... I've been running the same question through my head for over a month now, and I think I finally figured out the answer. The question I was asking myself was this: Do I hate the Cowboys? The answer: Yeah, kinda. But I should clarify. Here: My displeasure with the Cowboys is three-fold. First fold: They haven't won a playoff game since I was a sophomore in high school.  I've learned and forgotten Algebra twice in that span of time. And yet somehow every year I get duped ... Read More

By Toph... Wow, there's a lot going on in sports, and as much as I'd like to write about it all separately, I don't have time. Truth is, I barely have time to do anything besides work and make love. But, you're important to me Bizzos... So, I'm here for you. Let's start with baseball, since it's not in season or relevant right now. Joe Torre is ripping the Yankees? Really? The team that made him who he is? Good for you Joe. You ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 01.02.09 Toph and Jon actually sit down to discuss sports. In the first podcast of the new year, the Bizzers discuss their predictions for the NFL playoffs, the remaining bowl games, the Yankees, the Mavs and of course, the demise of the Cowboys. Jon's Wildcard Round Playoff Predictions (Winning teams in Bold) Atlanta - Arizona Indy - San Diego Philly - Minnesota Baltimore - Miami Toph's Wildcard Round Playoff Predictions Atlanta - Arizona Indy - San Diego Philly - Minnesota Baltimore - Miami And as usual… Download The Bizzo podcast on ... Read More

By Toph… Well, it’s December in Dallas, and we all know what that means, The Anti-Claus strikes again. Once again, we wake up on a Monday morning to find that the Cowboys have let us down in December. It’s really beginning to get old at this point. As Diabla and I headed back to the Metroplex, we readied ourselves for the Sunday showdown with the Philadelphia Eagles. Before the game, we attended Dibs’ niece’s soccer game. The Lady Kicks against the Purple People Eaters. ... Read More

(Editor's Note: If I was that ugly, I'd be sad, too... OH SNAP! I'd still hit, girl...) Everybody look out....I think T.O. is about to cry....again. Word came out that he and Romo are having some sort of quarrel. What a joke, man. T.O. never changed and he's never going to change. I was a fool to think otherwise. The problem is Jerry Jones. I was raised in the Jerry Jones era of the Cowboys and have grown accustomed to the Cowboys picking up every ... Read More

By an empty shell that used to be Toph... I've been trying to figure out how was going to approach this article. I've been putting it off for a couple of days now, and I've tried writing it, but it didn't work. I've opened a couple of different ways. I'll show you. I started one with, "Welcome to December, Tony Romo, we've sure missed you." Another one with, "Maybe it's too early in December, but I really am damned sick of the Cowboys and month. The ... Read More