The Sports Bizzo

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 11.24.08 Toph and Jon are back with a new podcast! This week they discuss the rise of the Cowboys, welcome back Pacman, fantasy football, the BCS and college football, the NBA and some other fun shit. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Read More

By Toph... I woke up this morning thinking, "Man... that's just my normal morning pee boner. There's nothing special about you." So, like every other morning, I practically did a handstand to pee. As I was showering, and getting ready for what's turned out to be a busy Friday at work, my bone was still firmly in place. "What the shit," I questioned myself. Generally, when you have a 4 hour erection, you should consult your doctor. So, I consulted my doctor. They ... Read More

By Toph... (Editor's note: Of course, 2 days later all Dallas teams win... hummm...) I've been asking this quietly (and on Twitter) for some time now, so I'll finally bring it up in an article. The question: Can you remember a time when so many Dallas teams were so bad? I mean, right now, every team is bad. All of them. The Rangers were awful (despite having an amazing offense... again), the Stars are at the bottom of the Pacific with a record of ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 11.06.08 (Editor's Note: If you find the chick in the middle, tell her she's the new official girl of the Bizzo and to contact us @ TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com. The chick on the left is for Jon....) This week Toph and Jon discuss Robert Rodriguez, Obama, the Cowboys, their Fantasy League, the NBA, the World Series, the Texas Rangers, Breeders' Cup, Ryan's Birthday and Halloween. Wow, that's a shitton. Check it out. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The ... Read More

By Toph... Well, it's officially happened. Romo has ruined my life. Not only has he turned my 2 of my favorite things into complete shit. My fantasy team is done, and it's his fault. Final Final blows and it's his fault. A Rams fan (who's at Final Final every week) bought Ryan and I drinks on Sunday because he felt bad for us. Let me repeat that: He felt bad for us. Us. Cowboys fans. A Rams fan felt bad for us. So he ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.14.08 (Editor's Note: The Bizzo wants to relocate to Arizona State, the Official University of The Biz. If you can make this happen, let us know.) This week Toph and Jon discuss the crazy 48 hours of the Dallas Cowboys, Major League 2, Texas football and Fantasy Football. Shockingly, it's a much better podcast than I've made it seem. Just listen. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Download The Bizzo podcast on ... Read More

By Toph... What a crazy weekend it turned out to be, and we'll get into it soon, but first let's talk Jessica Simpson. Yes, I'm still blaming all of this on Jessica Simpson. By this point I'm sure you've heard that Romo is out 4 weeks with a broken pinkie. Diabla woke me up early this morning, on my day off mind you, to share the news. About an hour later the texts came in from everyone I know across the country. Romo ... Read More

(Editor's Note: Pacman still loves strippers... and so do we.) By Jon... Damnit, Pacman. Damnit, damnit, damnit... What have you done? I've read all the reports and watched all the coverage, and I'm sure it's not nearly as big a deal as people are making it out, but... Come on, dude, your own bodyguard? He's an off-duty police officer. Somehow you managed to get the cops called when they were already there. I guess I just don't get you. You're a supremely talented athlete who's been given a ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.09.08 (Editor's Note: Toph and Jon strongly support chicks who take photos showing their undies above their uglier, passed out, drunk friend's head. TEXAS FIGHT!) This week Toph and Jon discuss the fall of the Cowboys, the rise of Hockey, their fantasy teams and Jon's celebrity encounter with Jimmy Kimmel. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Read More

(Editor's Note: I can't spell.) By Toph... Someone mind telling me what the shit is going on? I've resorted to thumping my Romoboner in hopes of getting it up. That's where I am right now. I keep thumping, and my Romoboner keeps looking at me with its sad face. It almost says to me, "Toph, I'm taking a nap. Wake me after the bye week." Granted, the Cowboys did beat the Bengals, but they didn't look good doing it. At this point I wish ... Read More