The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... So, if you've ever read any sports related article I've written (which, I hope you have, since this is The Sports Bizzo), you know that I might just be the strangest sports fan in the world. When things are going great, I panic and think the end is near. When things are at their bleakest, I get excited and think things are going to turn around. When I see the Mavs down 10 on the road heading into the 4th quarter against ... Read More

By Jon (yep... you read that right)... John Hollinger doesn't get it. I read ESPN religiously, and I continually hate myself for doing so. ESPN may very well be the reason behind the rise and fall of sports media. I know Ben Stiller was gunning for a laugh when he came up with "The Ocho" in Dodgeball, but he wasn't too far off the mark. I name drop John Hollinger for a reason. He's one of the increasing number of hacks that populate the ESPN ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 02.28.10 You're going to need a lot links to keep up with this podcast... You're gonna need to know about Aziz Ansari Especially, the CVS clip You should definitely watch Huey Lewis' videos - HERE As well as the Wreckx-N-Effect "Rumpshaker" video... And... the greatest video in the world... There's a comment that says, "now is the time to fuk her"... we cannot stop laughing at this... So, here's the genius video "Open to any college" video. _____________________________________ Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes – ... Read More

First of all, friends, I am sorry I've neglected you. Truth is, well, I've been busy, and I don't have anyone else picking up my slack right now. Anyone know quality writers that would write for, um, glory (and absolutely no pay)? Surprisingly, I'd say that I've arguably watched more sports this year, than most year's past. This, of course, is thanks to NBA League Pass. The thing about having the Mavs on regularly in Dallas is that you do take it for ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 08.02.09 (Editor's Note: This podcast is dedicated to Kristen Thorn, the official table tennis hottie of the Bizzo, and to power outlets.) Toph and Jon really don't talk about anything this week. Well, unless you like Texas Wesleyan Table Tennis and the Sacramento Kings Dancers. And as usual... Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Toph... How lucky are we to be living in the Twitter era? I mean, seriously, how the fuck else would I know that Cedric Ceballos is in Mexico right now? Or that Troy Murphy is still... ummm... alive? Or that winning was more important to Drew Gooden than actually playing?!! We're lucky, and you know it. So, Jon and I have talked about having a podcast the past two weeks, but I've ended up drunk, which is usually his excuse. We'll have one on ... Read More

By Toph... Jon, you can find your pony in my bedroom getting its tail fucked by me. I have no idea what that meant, but we decided we need to argue on the Biz. I love the Marion trade. I do, and I like what the Mavs have done so far this offseason. What's there not to like? In case anyone missed it, we trade Jerry Stackhouse for Shawn Marion. Jerry Stackhouse, who didn't do shit last year. Think of this lineup: 1.Kidd, Howard, Marion, Dirk, ... Read More

(Editor's note: The girl on the horse above is 18... I swear...) By Jon... Fandom is a strange word. It's also a strange concept with no written rules, which makes it incredibly hard to know how to feel about certain things. Some of your friends might agree with you. Others might completely disagree with you, and question your fanhood relentlessly until you can somehow justify your reasoning. Case in Point: The Mavs are rumored to be working on a sign-and-trade with the Raptors for Shawn Marion. I found ... Read More

By Jon... Today kinda feels like Christmas morning, but not in a good way. Did you ever have one of those Christmas' (Christmases?) where you asked for some really badass expensive toy that you knew you probably weren't going to get, but you held out hope until the last conceivable minute? I can't remember one offhand, so for the purpose of this article, I'll just pretend like I'm an 9 year old girl who's been asking for a pony for the last three years and ... Read More

(Editor's note: This podcast is for you, Michael... the photo is for me...) The Sports Bizzo Podcast 06.25.09 Toph and Jon bring on Toph's mom to discuss the Death of Michael Jackson, and Bizzo NBA expert, Eman to talk about the sad state of the Mavs and the NBA draft. And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More