The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... I woke up this morning thinking, "Man... that's just my normal morning pee boner. There's nothing special about you." So, like every other morning, I practically did a handstand to pee. As I was showering, and getting ready for what's turned out to be a busy Friday at work, my bone was still firmly in place. "What the shit," I questioned myself. Generally, when you have a 4 hour erection, you should consult your doctor. So, I consulted my doctor. They ... Read More

By Toph... I try to do my best to not beat you guys (and gals) over the head with Cowboys talk. Believe me, we do enough of that in the podcast. But, I do cover the NFC East, and the Cowboys are tops in the division. Well, they're not alone, are they? No, the Giants are sitting right there with them. Granted, the Giants wins have come against less than stellar teams (Washington, St. Louis, Cincinnati), they're still rolling out the same records. ... Read More

Toph Preview's the NFC East Who's the lucky guy with the best division in football? This guy. Covering the NFC East is a daunting task for anyone who's a complete homer, which I am. Now I have to turn a slight biased eye when the Eagles, Giants and Redskins play. (OK, so maybe it's only going to be when I write about the teams.) Of course, my hometown biased will come in to play when I declare to world in this week's podcast ... Read More

By EMAN... As training camp approaches, I think there is no time like the present to look back at the off-season moves the Dallas Cowboys made to help them get to this year's promise land, Tampa, Florida - site of Super Bowl XLIII. Unlike previous years, this off-season started off without a bang. The Cowboy's first major move was to keep a couple core guys in place. One of those guys is Ken Hamlin who has been given the franchise tag. Keeping Hamlin another ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.25.08 TheSportsBizzo on Twitter Email us at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com Vince Young VS Matt Leinart Young... Leinart... NBA All Toke Team 1st Team PG - Steve Nash SG - Tracy McGrady SF - Josh Howard PF - Joakim Noah C - Chris "Birdman" Anderson 2nd Team PG - Stephon Marbury, Baron Davis, Damon Stoudamire SG - Stephen Jackson (Playing 2 guard for Tokesakes) SF - Carmelo Anthony PF - Rasheed Wallace, Darius Miles, Calvin Booth C - Francisco Elson, Marcus Camby Honorable Mention - Onterrio Smith Read More

I've decided, until Jon thinks it's a dumb idea, to call our links "The 9." Why? I don't know... 9 innings maybe? Shut up... They'll get better, too. I'm just trying to get some content on the page. 1. Miguel Tejada is Old 2. Marion "The Barbarian" Wants to Get Paid 3. Kevin Love is Leaving UCLA, and No One Cares 4. So Long Steve McNair 5. ALLISON STOKKE! 6. Brandon Rush is Declaring... Thank God. 7. Auction for Ortiz Jersey Buried Under New Yankee Stadium 8. Brett Farve's ... Read More