The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... Jon, you can find your pony in my bedroom getting its tail fucked by me. I have no idea what that meant, but we decided we need to argue on the Biz. I love the Marion trade. I do, and I like what the Mavs have done so far this offseason. What's there not to like? In case anyone missed it, we trade Jerry Stackhouse for Shawn Marion. Jerry Stackhouse, who didn't do shit last year. Think of this lineup: 1.Kidd, Howard, Marion, Dirk, ... Read More

(Editor's note: The girl on the horse above is 18... I swear...) By Jon... Fandom is a strange word. It's also a strange concept with no written rules, which makes it incredibly hard to know how to feel about certain things. Some of your friends might agree with you. Others might completely disagree with you, and question your fanhood relentlessly until you can somehow justify your reasoning. Case in Point: The Mavs are rumored to be working on a sign-and-trade with the Raptors for Shawn Marion. I found ... Read More

By Jon... Today kinda feels like Christmas morning, but not in a good way. Did you ever have one of those Christmas' (Christmases?) where you asked for some really badass expensive toy that you knew you probably weren't going to get, but you held out hope until the last conceivable minute? I can't remember one offhand, so for the purpose of this article, I'll just pretend like I'm an 9 year old girl who's been asking for a pony for the last three years and ... Read More

(Editor's note: This podcast is for you, Michael... the photo is for me...) The Sports Bizzo Podcast 06.25.09 Toph and Jon bring on Toph's mom to discuss the Death of Michael Jackson, and Bizzo NBA expert, Eman to talk about the sad state of the Mavs and the NBA draft. And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Toph... Now that the Cleveland Cavaliers have been unsurprisingly knocked out of the NBA playoffs again, you have to wonder what LeBron is going to do now. Despite the onslaught of Nike campaigns (How quickly do you think they're going to build a Dwight Howard Superman puppet?), the Cavs didn't have a very favorable match up against the Magic. If you watched the series, then you saw why. If you didn't, then why are you reading a story about it? If you read ... Read More

By Toph... Wow, there's a lot going on in sports, and as much as I'd like to write about it all separately, I don't have time. Truth is, I barely have time to do anything besides work and make love. But, you're important to me Bizzos... So, I'm here for you. Let's start with baseball, since it's not in season or relevant right now. Joe Torre is ripping the Yankees? Really? The team that made him who he is? Good for you Joe. You ... Read More

By Jon... Weekly Grumblings, my ass. I'm sure that's what y'all are thinking. Well, I've needed to build up some things to grumble about. So here we go, a marathon version of the grumblings.... 1. If I see one more box score or headline that says Devin Harris has set another career high in points, I'm gonna kill someone. Harris scored 47 points the other day, FORTY SEVEN POINTS!!! That's ridiculous. Why did the Mavs trade him again? Oh right, for that old man ... Read More

By Jon... As we look ahead to another Mavs season full of High expectations and disappointment, here are 10 things to look forward to: 1. Dirk is another year older and a little less effective, and even better news, he has less help than in previous years. I'm gonna steal a line from Bill Simmons here: The NBA...where frittering away your best player's prime happens.... 2. The first full year of the Jason Kidd experiment- Last year, we didn't get to see the half of ... Read More

By Toph... Well, it's officially happened. Romo has ruined my life. Not only has he turned my 2 of my favorite things into complete shit. My fantasy team is done, and it's his fault. Final Final blows and it's his fault. A Rams fan (who's at Final Final every week) bought Ryan and I drinks on Sunday because he felt bad for us. Let me repeat that: He felt bad for us. Us. Cowboys fans. A Rams fan felt bad for us. So he ... Read More

By Toph... I've decided that this is the year I become a hockey fan. I've always been a decent hockey spectator, but not really a fan. What I mean by that is when the Stars are in the playoffs, I watch the games and cheer for them. I'm sure there's a sport you feel that way about, right? Most likely, it's probably hockey, too. But, last year, as the Stars made their way through the Western Conference playoffs, something happened to me. Maybe it ... Read More