The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... So, if you've ever read any sports related article I've written (which, I hope you have, since this is The Sports Bizzo), you know that I might just be the strangest sports fan in the world. When things are going great, I panic and think the end is near. When things are at their bleakest, I get excited and think things are going to turn around. When I see the Mavs down 10 on the road heading into the 4th quarter against ... Read More

By Toph... Now that the Cleveland Cavaliers have been unsurprisingly knocked out of the NBA playoffs again, you have to wonder what LeBron is going to do now. Despite the onslaught of Nike campaigns (How quickly do you think they're going to build a Dwight Howard Superman puppet?), the Cavs didn't have a very favorable match up against the Magic. If you watched the series, then you saw why. If you didn't, then why are you reading a story about it? If you read ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.26.09 This week the Bizzers have their first ever Live Biz Video Stream, and you probably missed it. They also discuss the NBA Playoffs, baseball and fucking monkeys. (Fucking monkeys may not be discussed.) And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Jon... I have a confession to make. Until last night, I had yet to see a Mavs game in its entirety. I didn't have the time. The games were played during my work hours or prime sleeping hours. I always caught the highlights. Sometimes I caught the first quarter or two, sometimes the last 30 seconds of a game. I caught the last 30 seconds of game 3. Basically, the worst 30 seconds of the season. If I were to liken my reaction to ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.11.09 This week Jon and Toph discuss the Mavs getting hosed, Major League Baseball, Manny on 'roids and some other fun shit. And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 04.26.09 This week Toph and Jon welcome back... themselves, as they talk about the Mavs, NBA Playoffs and... I forget what else. But, I can tell you this, it's good. And as usual Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

Wow, it has been a while. Let me give you the breakdown of what has happened. Well, while we were in DreamHost, our site was hacked. Basically, everything was fucked. Ray got us moved over to MediaTemple, and it looks like all is well. Here's the official welcome back message. Jon and I will officially be back with a podcast for Friday about Mavs basketball. I've missed you. Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.25.08 TheSportsBizzo on Twitter Email us at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com Vince Young VS Matt Leinart Young... Leinart... NBA All Toke Team 1st Team PG - Steve Nash SG - Tracy McGrady SF - Josh Howard PF - Joakim Noah C - Chris "Birdman" Anderson 2nd Team PG - Stephon Marbury, Baron Davis, Damon Stoudamire SG - Stephen Jackson (Playing 2 guard for Tokesakes) SF - Carmelo Anthony PF - Rasheed Wallace, Darius Miles, Calvin Booth C - Francisco Elson, Marcus Camby Honorable Mention - Onterrio Smith Read More

By Ted... My fellow Bizzoist may be entirely against me on this one, and not without reason, but let’s face it even after the Celtics’ inevitably abysmal performance in Detroit this will be a Lakers – Celtics final. Why? Because history demands it, and because NBA Commish David Stern will do anything short of playing the games himself to ensure it. And what’s more you will watch this series, even if only (as GQ magazine suggests) to avoid seeing Sex ... Read More

By Toph… I generally make it a rule to never write on the weekends. I think I even mentioned that to some one yesterday, but Diabla is studying for the Series 66. When she studies, I'm not allowed to be anywhere near the same room as her. My sexiness, I suppose, is too intense. How can any women concentrate when I'm around, much less my future baby-maker. She hates when I call her my future baby-maker by the way. The fear that little ... Read More