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The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.25.08 TheSportsBizzo on Twitter Email us at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com Vince Young VS Matt Leinart Young... Leinart... NBA All Toke Team 1st Team PG - Steve Nash SG - Tracy McGrady SF - Josh Howard PF - Joakim Noah C - Chris "Birdman" Anderson 2nd Team PG - Stephon Marbury, Baron Davis, Damon Stoudamire SG - Stephen Jackson (Playing 2 guard for Tokesakes) SF - Carmelo Anthony PF - Rasheed Wallace, Darius Miles, Calvin Booth C - Francisco Elson, Marcus Camby Honorable Mention - Onterrio Smith Read More

By Ted... My fellow Bizzoist may be entirely against me on this one, and not without reason, but let’s face it even after the Celtics’ inevitably abysmal performance in Detroit this will be a Lakers – Celtics final. Why? Because history demands it, and because NBA Commish David Stern will do anything short of playing the games himself to ensure it. And what’s more you will watch this series, even if only (as GQ magazine suggests) to avoid seeing Sex ... Read More

By Toph… I generally make it a rule to never write on the weekends. I think I even mentioned that to some one yesterday, but Diabla is studying for the Series 66. When she studies, I'm not allowed to be anywhere near the same room as her. My sexiness, I suppose, is too intense. How can any women concentrate when I'm around, much less my future baby-maker. She hates when I call her my future baby-maker by the way. The fear that little ... Read More

By Jon… The Tea Party is over, Boston. Now we can all move on to the other famous event that befell your fair city: The Boston Massacre. Through the first two rounds of the playoffs the Celtics have done an admirable job of defending their home court, going 9-0 against the Hawks, Cavs and Pistons. But the streak was broken last night, when the Pistons showed the Celtics how a real playoff team plays when it matters. Outside of Beantown, the Celtics have been downright ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.18.08 Some Links from the Podcast... Toph's Bay to Breakers Photos Rad-on-DVD.com Read More

By Jon… It was a bit of a slow week in sports, so I had a little trouble coming up with a "Mendoza Line" goat of the week, but I've got one in mind. It's actually yet to be seen how big of a goat he really is, but we'll find out after tonight's Game 7 between the Hornets and Spurs. So, without further adieu, this week's "Mendoza Line" Goat of the Week is... Robert Horry. To explain: This was a tough decision for me because, as much ... Read More

By Jon… Well, it's been a week or so since I posted on the Bizzo, it's been a pretty boring week in sports. Arguably, Big Brown winning the Preakness was the most exciting story, but Toph is our senior Horse Racing/Gambling writer, which has left me with little to write about. But that's all about to change with two Game 7s in two days. So to actually make it interesting and worth sitting through: a running diary. I'm sure you're thinking, "Jon, you've already done ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo 05.11.08 Thanks for checking out the 3rd Sports Bizzo "Mother's Day" Podcast. Links for the podcast... John Mayer Verses Derek Jeter Enjoy. Read More

By Jon… I'd like to welcome you all to the newest segment on the Bizzo, "The Mendoza Line". The Mendoza Line was created by Toph and I as an award to give to the week's biggest goat, be it on the field or off. And since my last name is Mendoza, it just made sense. The Mendoza Line is a baseball term referring to any player whose batting average dips below the .200 mark. It is widely considered to have been coined by ... Read More

By Jon... I'm going to go ahead and call it now. I think before the NBA announces Kobe as the MVP, they should wait until the Western Conference Finals, and he and Chris Paul should play for it. That's what's going to happen. Going into the playoffs, everyone saw the Hornets as an overachieving, in-over-their-head team of young guys who would be too inexperienced to win in the playoffs. Then they handled the Mavs in 5 games, which to be honest, isn't saying a ... Read More