The Sports Bizzo

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 09.25.08 This week the guys welcome fellow Bizzoer, Christian, as they discuss the MLB, bobcat pelt, Quinnipiac, chicks from Maryland, and Fantasy Football. Our only link this week is for Dolph Lundgren - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Lundgren Of course… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo’s Facebook Group - HERE Read More

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The dictionary defines "clutch" as "being successful in a crucial situation." I define it by looking in the mirror. It would be silly for me to run down the endlessly long list of clutch performances in my life for the sake of this How-To Guide. After all, none of you will ever be as clutch as I am. Having you read the impossibly long list of clutchness would really do nothing more than make you feel awful about yourself. Face it. ... Read More

By Toph… Last year, and I’m allowing myself to brag a bit here, I attended the All-Star game in San Francisco. I’m not going to lie, it was pretty amazing. I took a lot photos, and if you’re inclined you can check them out here. Going to an All-Star game is a once in a lifetime opportunity, but how important is it? On my list of top 10 sports moments it’s up there, but that has a lot to do with seeing Jeter ... Read More

By Ted… (Editor's Note: Ted said I was allowed to remove his song. How could I do something like that? Enjoy.) To the tune of ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ Take me out with Madonna It’s real easy, by God. All you need is a marriage to break And a big A-Rod Rodriguez is dating Madonna It’s not just a media stunt If you ask the dugout you’ll find She’s got a real vicious… bunt So in case you’ve been living on the moon or somewhere else without E! or ESPN ... Read More

By Jon… Alright, I realize it's been about a week or so since I wrote anything for the Bizzo, and I apologize to all of you loyal fans who hang on my every word. But I have good reason: I'm lazy. Just kidding...sorta. The real reason is that we are in the doldrums of the sports calendar year, that awful time of year after the NBA Finals are over and before the NFL season starts. There's actually a name for it, and I can't ... Read More

By Toph… This is my expose. I’ve touched on it in the podcast, and now I’m going all out. I began playing baseball as a kid, and I’d like to think that it was during the heyday of baseball in America. We’re talking about the early 90’s here, so it was that long ago. Of course, this was pre-strike. A lot of things happened as a result of the baseball strike, but you’ve already heard about it. As a kid, “Baseball was Life, the ... Read More

Bonjour, Ladies and Gents. In case you're not familiar, "Bonjour" is French for "Sappinin?!?!" What can I say? I'm a man of many languages...an international, debonair icon of multi-culturalism and success. Out of all the languages I speak, it goes without saying that my favorite is the language of love. I was born fluent in it, I've written most of the dictionary on it, and I'm pretty much a walking thesaurus of carnal sophistication. You'll all come to ... Read More

By Christian... Shakespeare asks us “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” Sure, Bill. But not just any name is going to look good on the front of a jersey, or plastered all over the walls of your mancave (or womancave, as the case may be). Plus, you sure as hell hope that when your team is headed into the Super Bowl or Game 7 of the World Series, they ... Read More

I've decided, until Jon thinks it's a dumb idea, to call our links "The 9." Why? I don't know... 9 innings maybe? Shut up... They'll get better, too. I'm just trying to get some content on the page. 1. Miguel Tejada is Old 2. Marion "The Barbarian" Wants to Get Paid 3. Kevin Love is Leaving UCLA, and No One Cares 4. So Long Steve McNair 5. ALLISON STOKKE! 6. Brandon Rush is Declaring... Thank God. 7. Auction for Ortiz Jersey Buried Under New Yankee Stadium 8. Brett Farve's ... Read More