May 27, 2009
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The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.26.09
This week the Bizzers have their first ever Live Biz Video Stream, and you probably missed it. They also discuss the NBA Playoffs, baseball and fucking monkeys. (Fucking monkeys may not be discussed.)
And as usual
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May 15, 2009
By Jeets...
Dearest Bizzoteers-
I know I’ve been M-I-A for a while. But let me explain. It can be done in two words: Mark Dickbag Teixeira.
Okay, that’s three words, and they’re not really words, they’re names. So what do I look like? A grammarian? A physicist?
No. I look like a sex god wrapped up in an irresistibly tight, pin-striped uniform that accentuates my delts.
The truth is, Bizzolitos (that’s Spanish for “Little Jeets Disciples”), Tex is a pain in my well-toned, sought-after ass. Who would ... Read More
Jan 27, 2009
By Toph...
Wow, there's a lot going on in sports, and as much as I'd like to write about it all separately, I don't have time. Truth is, I barely have time to do anything besides work and make love. But, you're important to me Bizzos... So, I'm here for you.
Let's start with baseball, since it's not in season or relevant right now. Joe Torre is ripping the Yankees? Really? The team that made him who he is? Good for you Joe. You ... Read More
Jan 3, 2009
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The Sports Bizzo Podcast 01.02.09
Toph and Jon actually sit down to discuss sports. In the first podcast of the new year, the Bizzers discuss their predictions for the NFL playoffs, the remaining bowl games, the Yankees, the Mavs and of course, the demise of the Cowboys.
Jon's Wildcard Round Playoff Predictions (Winning teams in Bold)
Atlanta - Arizona
Indy - San Diego
Philly - Minnesota
Baltimore - Miami
Toph's Wildcard Round Playoff Predictions
Atlanta - Arizona
Indy - San Diego
Philly - Minnesota
Baltimore - Miami
And as usual…
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Dec 16, 2008
Aloha, my little bizzolitos.
Que pasa?
Your very own number two (but always number one in your hearts) has been out of commish for some time now, huh?
That’s what Jeets does, though, ladies and lesser dudes. When he needs to get shit done, he gets into the zone.
What zone, you ask?
I like to call it the Bone Zone. Ladies call it the first place they’ve ever really experienced pleasure. Scientists would call it my bedroom.
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Sep 26, 2008
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The Sports Bizzo Podcast 09.25.08
This week the guys welcome fellow Bizzoer, Christian, as they discuss the MLB, bobcat pelt, Quinnipiac, chicks from Maryland, and Fantasy Football.
Our only link this week is for Dolph Lundgren - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Lundgren
Of course…
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Aug 6, 2008
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The Sports Bizzo Podcast 07.31.08
We are Marcus Briggs.
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Jul 26, 2008
The dictionary defines "clutch" as "being successful in a crucial situation."
I define it by looking in the mirror.
It would be silly for me to run down the endlessly long list of clutch performances in my life for the sake of this How-To Guide. After all, none of you will ever be as clutch as I am. Having you read the impossibly long list of clutchness would really do nothing more than make you feel awful about yourself. Face it. ... Read More
Jul 15, 2008
By Toph…
Last year, and I’m allowing myself to brag a bit here, I attended the All-Star game in San Francisco. I’m not going to lie, it was pretty amazing. I took a lot photos, and if you’re inclined you can check them out here. Going to an All-Star game is a once in a lifetime opportunity, but how important is it? On my list of top 10 sports moments it’s up there, but that has a lot to do with seeing Jeter ... Read More
Jul 10, 2008
By Ted…
(Editor's Note: Ted said I was allowed to remove his song. How could I do something like that? Enjoy.)
To the tune of ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’
Take me out with Madonna
It’s real easy, by God.
All you need is a marriage to break
And a big A-Rod
Rodriguez is dating Madonna
It’s not just a media stunt
If you ask the dugout you’ll find
She’s got a real vicious… bunt
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