The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... (Editor's note: Of course, 2 days later all Dallas teams win... hummm...) I've been asking this quietly (and on Twitter) for some time now, so I'll finally bring it up in an article. The question: Can you remember a time when so many Dallas teams were so bad? I mean, right now, every team is bad. All of them. The Rangers were awful (despite having an amazing offense... again), the Stars are at the bottom of the Pacific with a record of ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 11.06.08 (Editor's Note: If you find the chick in the middle, tell her she's the new official girl of the Bizzo and to contact us @ TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com. The chick on the left is for Jon....) This week Toph and Jon discuss Robert Rodriguez, Obama, the Cowboys, their Fantasy League, the NBA, the World Series, the Texas Rangers, Breeders' Cup, Ryan's Birthday and Halloween. Wow, that's a shitton. Check it out. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The ... Read More

By Toph... Well, it's officially happened. Romo has ruined my life. Not only has he turned my 2 of my favorite things into complete shit. My fantasy team is done, and it's his fault. Final Final blows and it's his fault. A Rams fan (who's at Final Final every week) bought Ryan and I drinks on Sunday because he felt bad for us. Let me repeat that: He felt bad for us. Us. Cowboys fans. A Rams fan felt bad for us. So he ... Read More

By Toph… (Editor's Note: Photos of the game are located HERE) There’s a lot of ways I want to start this story, because there’s so much to tell I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll start by saying I got to witness one of the best baseball games I’ve ever seen in my life, and I got to see it in Fenway Park my first time ever in Boston. Let’s get into why I was there briefly (as you know, with me, ... Read More

By Christian... By now, you brilliant and attentive Bizzo enthusiasts have likely read a nauseating amount of mostly-inane, sometimes credible commentary on the baseball trade deadline that has just passed. You know that everyone from Jason Stark to the weird guy with the Brewers hat from the early 80s that lives across the street and walks around naked a lot (and also happens to host a pretty good upstart sports blog) thinks that Manny could be a disaster or win the NL West for ... Read More

By Jon… I was driving back to my house last night so I could grab a few things before I went in to work. I had started watching the Home Run Derby over at a friend's house, and was racing back to the house so I could catch as much of it as possible. It seems a little silly that I was rushing around to catch a notoriously boring annual event. But I had a feeling in the pit of my stomach that I ... Read More

By Jon… Alright, I realize it's been about a week or so since I wrote anything for the Bizzo, and I apologize to all of you loyal fans who hang on my every word. But I have good reason: I'm lazy. Just kidding...sorta. The real reason is that we are in the doldrums of the sports calendar year, that awful time of year after the NBA Finals are over and before the NFL season starts. There's actually a name for it, and I can't ... Read More

By Toph… This is my expose. I’ve touched on it in the podcast, and now I’m going all out. I began playing baseball as a kid, and I’d like to think that it was during the heyday of baseball in America. We’re talking about the early 90’s here, so it was that long ago. Of course, this was pre-strike. A lot of things happened as a result of the baseball strike, but you’ve already heard about it. As a kid, “Baseball was Life, the ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 05.25.08 TheSportsBizzo on Twitter Email us at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com Vince Young VS Matt Leinart Young... Leinart... NBA All Toke Team 1st Team PG - Steve Nash SG - Tracy McGrady SF - Josh Howard PF - Joakim Noah C - Chris "Birdman" Anderson 2nd Team PG - Stephon Marbury, Baron Davis, Damon Stoudamire SG - Stephen Jackson (Playing 2 guard for Tokesakes) SF - Carmelo Anthony PF - Rasheed Wallace, Darius Miles, Calvin Booth C - Francisco Elson, Marcus Camby Honorable Mention - Onterrio Smith Read More

By Toph... OK, maybe they're not your Texas Rangers, but they're someone's right? I've admitted both privately, and finally publicly, that I loathe the Rangers. I have been a Yankees fan for quiet sometime now, and that's OK. However, since the Rangers are my hometown team, I can't help but to follow their goings-on. Let's ask ourselves, is there a bigger train wreck of a team in sports? I'm not talking about right now either. No, I mean in the history of sports. ... Read More