The Sports Bizzo

By Brandon… So it’s that time of year again folks. People are talking more about their city’s QB than who will be President.  Girlfriends start shopping as men congregate on Sundays for sacred rituals.  Men start reading again.  Melodramatic Mystic Metaphors are all over the skies just waiting to be plucked down into a bad sports article.  This can only mean one thing: Gambling Season. Each week, loan sharks and bookies are hoping you don’t take the Ramblin’ Gambler’s advice, which is sure to ... Read More

By Toph... I really didn't expect this to happen after week one, but here we are sporting massive friggin' Romoboners. Honestly, with my wife, Diabla, out of town till Wednesday, I'm trying to stop myself from beating my Romoboner into submission. The Cowboys looked so good on Sunday I kind of stopped paying attention. The best part of it all? I thought they kind of played terribly. Guess what?! That's where we're at now! Welcome to 2008!! (Count on many more exclamation points throughout ... Read More

By Jon... I know it's not funny to laugh at other people's misfortunes, especially when it involves someone's physical health. But I assure you, I'm not laughing at the fact that Tom Brady just went down for the whole season. I'm really not. What I am laughing about is this: The dude who had the number one pick in our fantasy draft took Tom Brady. Not Ladainian Tomlinson. He pulled the trigger early. I applauded at the time. I made a few reaches on my ... Read More

Shay's preview of the AFC East A cheater, a rat, a tuna, a living legend, a’brickashaw. Welcome to the circus. And like a circus, the AFC East could be considered the best time in the league. A division that has produced an AFC championship game team 5 times in 8 years. A division that has produced the Super Bowl Champion more than any other division in football this decade. But don’t forget the sideshow tent where the bearded lady happens. A division ... Read More