The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... I woke up this morning thinking, "Man... that's just my normal morning pee boner. There's nothing special about you." So, like every other morning, I practically did a handstand to pee. As I was showering, and getting ready for what's turned out to be a busy Friday at work, my bone was still firmly in place. "What the shit," I questioned myself. Generally, when you have a 4 hour erection, you should consult your doctor. So, I consulted my doctor. They ... Read More

By Jon... At first I was excited. The idea of having two Roy Williams on the same team made me giddy. My friends and I used to build our Madden teams around having both O-Roy and D-Roy. One of them was the hardest hitting safety on the game, and the other, an impossible-to-cover 6'5" gazelle of a wide receiver. How could you possibly go wrong? And then it occurred to me. This isn't 2005. And this ain't a video game. And the Cowboys of 2008 are ... Read More

By Toph... Well, it's officially happened. Romo has ruined my life. Not only has he turned my 2 of my favorite things into complete shit. My fantasy team is done, and it's his fault. Final Final blows and it's his fault. A Rams fan (who's at Final Final every week) bought Ryan and I drinks on Sunday because he felt bad for us. Let me repeat that: He felt bad for us. Us. Cowboys fans. A Rams fan felt bad for us. So he ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.14.08 (Editor's Note: The Bizzo wants to relocate to Arizona State, the Official University of The Biz. If you can make this happen, let us know.) This week Toph and Jon discuss the crazy 48 hours of the Dallas Cowboys, Major League 2, Texas football and Fantasy Football. Shockingly, it's a much better podcast than I've made it seem. Just listen. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Download The Bizzo podcast on ... Read More

By Toph... What a crazy weekend it turned out to be, and we'll get into it soon, but first let's talk Jessica Simpson. Yes, I'm still blaming all of this on Jessica Simpson. By this point I'm sure you've heard that Romo is out 4 weeks with a broken pinkie. Diabla woke me up early this morning, on my day off mind you, to share the news. About an hour later the texts came in from everyone I know across the country. Romo ... Read More

(Editor's Note: I can't spell.) By Toph... Someone mind telling me what the shit is going on? I've resorted to thumping my Romoboner in hopes of getting it up. That's where I am right now. I keep thumping, and my Romoboner keeps looking at me with its sad face. It almost says to me, "Toph, I'm taking a nap. Wake me after the bye week." Granted, the Cowboys did beat the Bengals, but they didn't look good doing it. At this point I wish ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.02.08 (Editor's Note: Toph and Jon strongly support chicks doing handstands... and bikinis.) This week The Biz discusses the VP debates, Palin Bingo, The 1st Annual Bizzo Summit, Sky Bombing, Cowboys-Redskins, Cowboys-Bengals, MLB Playoffs and other stuff that I've forgotten. Of course… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo’s Facebook Group - HERE Read More

By Toph... In no way do I think my fantasy team was a number 1 team, but still, to lose by 2 yards on a Monday night game that went into overtime? Come on! Yeah, that was what I dealt with this week. Welcome to Loserville. Population: Toph. Locked in a 90 - 90 tie (with bench points determining tie breakers), all I needed was 10 yards out of Heath Miller. He gave me 8, and I came up 2 yards shy of ... Read More

By Toph... I try to do my best to not beat you guys (and gals) over the head with Cowboys talk. Believe me, we do enough of that in the podcast. But, I do cover the NFC East, and the Cowboys are tops in the division. Well, they're not alone, are they? No, the Giants are sitting right there with them. Granted, the Giants wins have come against less than stellar teams (Washington, St. Louis, Cincinnati), they're still rolling out the same records. ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 09.21.08 Toph and Jon strongly support chicks with braces and Hooters. This week the guys discuss week 3 of the NFL, their fantasy battle, Jon's date with Drew Barrymore and Ellen Paige and Toph's time in Vegas. They also do not talk about they Yankees... not yet, at least. As always… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com Join the Bizzo on Myspace at http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Join The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Join The Bizzo’s Facebook Group - HERE Read More