The Sports Bizzo

Cowboys Nation, The drought is over. Let it rain. The last time the Cowboys won a playoff game, Annabel was two days old. We just celebrated her 13th birthday three weeks ago. It’s time to win some more. Now that we have summarily dismissed and disposed of everyone’s little darlings, the E-girls, let’s get on with the real games. Why did the media insist that Philly was the favorite? Chris “Blowhard” Berman still can’t get over the fact that Dallas is better than the Iggles. ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 08.19.09 Eff, we haven't written a story in 2 weeks? No wonder no one reads us. Hey, here's a podcast. It's about fantasy football and trips to Wrigley and Yankee Stadium. And, we'll be gone for about 2 weeks again... so suck it. And as usual… Download The Bizzo podcast on iTunes - HERE (Write a review!) Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Facebook - just click here The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo Read More

By Jon... I've been running the same question through my head for over a month now, and I think I finally figured out the answer. The question I was asking myself was this: Do I hate the Cowboys? The answer: Yeah, kinda. But I should clarify. Here: My displeasure with the Cowboys is three-fold. First fold: They haven't won a playoff game since I was a sophomore in high school.  I've learned and forgotten Algebra twice in that span of time. And yet somehow every year I get duped ... Read More

By Toph… Well, it’s December in Dallas, and we all know what that means, The Anti-Claus strikes again. Once again, we wake up on a Monday morning to find that the Cowboys have let us down in December. It’s really beginning to get old at this point. As Diabla and I headed back to the Metroplex, we readied ourselves for the Sunday showdown with the Philadelphia Eagles. Before the game, we attended Dibs’ niece’s soccer game. The Lady Kicks against the Purple People Eaters. ... Read More

(Editor's Note: If I was that ugly, I'd be sad, too... OH SNAP! I'd still hit, girl...) Everybody look out....I think T.O. is about to cry....again. Word came out that he and Romo are having some sort of quarrel. What a joke, man. T.O. never changed and he's never going to change. I was a fool to think otherwise. The problem is Jerry Jones. I was raised in the Jerry Jones era of the Cowboys and have grown accustomed to the Cowboys picking up every ... Read More

By an empty shell that used to be Toph... I've been trying to figure out how was going to approach this article. I've been putting it off for a couple of days now, and I've tried writing it, but it didn't work. I've opened a couple of different ways. I'll show you. I started one with, "Welcome to December, Tony Romo, we've sure missed you." Another one with, "Maybe it's too early in December, but I really am damned sick of the Cowboys and month. The ... Read More

By Toph... I woke up this morning thinking, "Man... that's just my normal morning pee boner. There's nothing special about you." So, like every other morning, I practically did a handstand to pee. As I was showering, and getting ready for what's turned out to be a busy Friday at work, my bone was still firmly in place. "What the shit," I questioned myself. Generally, when you have a 4 hour erection, you should consult your doctor. So, I consulted my doctor. They ... Read More

By Jon... At first I was excited. The idea of having two Roy Williams on the same team made me giddy. My friends and I used to build our Madden teams around having both O-Roy and D-Roy. One of them was the hardest hitting safety on the game, and the other, an impossible-to-cover 6'5" gazelle of a wide receiver. How could you possibly go wrong? And then it occurred to me. This isn't 2005. And this ain't a video game. And the Cowboys of 2008 are ... Read More

By Toph... Well, it's officially happened. Romo has ruined my life. Not only has he turned my 2 of my favorite things into complete shit. My fantasy team is done, and it's his fault. Final Final blows and it's his fault. A Rams fan (who's at Final Final every week) bought Ryan and I drinks on Sunday because he felt bad for us. Let me repeat that: He felt bad for us. Us. Cowboys fans. A Rams fan felt bad for us. So he ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 10.14.08 (Editor's Note: The Bizzo wants to relocate to Arizona State, the Official University of The Biz. If you can make this happen, let us know.) This week Toph and Jon discuss the crazy 48 hours of the Dallas Cowboys, Major League 2, Texas football and Fantasy Football. Shockingly, it's a much better podcast than I've made it seem. Just listen. As usual… Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com The Bizzo on Myspace - http://myspace.com/TheSportsBizzo The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Download The Bizzo podcast on ... Read More