Fuck You, Jessica Simpson

Categories: College Football, Football, Horse Racing, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... What a crazy weekend it turned out to be, and we'll get into it soon, but first let's talk Jessica Simpson. Yes, I'm still blaming all of this on Jessica Simpson. By this point I'm sure you've heard that Romo is out 4 weeks with a broken pinkie. Diabla woke me up early this morning, on my day off mind you, to share the news. About an hour later the texts came in from everyone I know across the country. Romo ... Read More

Where for art Thou, Romoboners

Categories: Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

(Editor's Note: I can't spell.) By Toph... Someone mind telling me what the shit is going on? I've resorted to thumping my Romoboner in hopes of getting it up. That's where I am right now. I keep thumping, and my Romoboner keeps looking at me with its sad face. It almost says to me, "Toph, I'm taking a nap. Wake me after the bye week." Granted, the Cowboys did beat the Bengals, but they didn't look good doing it. At this point I wish ... Read More

The Fall of the Football #1s

Categories: College Football, Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... In no way do I think my fantasy team was a number 1 team, but still, to lose by 2 yards on a Monday night game that went into overtime? Come on! Yeah, that was what I dealt with this week. Welcome to Loserville. Population: Toph. Locked in a 90 - 90 tie (with bench points determining tie breakers), all I needed was 10 yards out of Heath Miller. He gave me 8, and I came up 2 yards shy of ... Read More

Cowboys the Best in NFL?

Categories: Football, NHL, The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... I try to do my best to not beat you guys (and gals) over the head with Cowboys talk. Believe me, we do enough of that in the podcast. But, I do cover the NFC East, and the Cowboys are tops in the division. Well, they're not alone, are they? No, the Giants are sitting right there with them. Granted, the Giants wins have come against less than stellar teams (Washington, St. Louis, Cincinnati), they're still rolling out the same records. ... Read More

My Romoboner is Massive

Categories: Football, NFL, The Sports Bizzo

By Toph... I really didn't expect this to happen after week one, but here we are sporting massive friggin' Romoboners. Honestly, with my wife, Diabla, out of town till Wednesday, I'm trying to stop myself from beating my Romoboner into submission. The Cowboys looked so good on Sunday I kind of stopped paying attention. The best part of it all? I thought they kind of played terribly. Guess what?! That's where we're at now! Welcome to 2008!! (Count on many more exclamation points throughout ... Read More

The Sports Bizzo Podcast 09.04.08

Categories: Basketball, Football, NBA, NFL, The Sports Bizzo, The Sports Bizzo Podcast

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The Sports Bizzo Podcast 09.04.08 We are Marcus Briggs. Toph and Jon move back to Thursday's in lieu of football season starting. This week they discuss Ocho Cinco, the start of the NFL and smoking pot in the NBA. The also offend a lot of people... accidentally. Email The Bizzo at TheSportsBizzo@gmail.com Join The Bizzo on Twitter - http://twitter.com/TheSportsBizzo Join The Bizzo’s Facebook Group - HERE Read More

The Bizzo’s NFC East Preview

Categories: Football, NFL, The Bizzo Salutes

Toph Preview's the NFC East Who's the lucky guy with the best division in football? This guy. Covering the NFC East is a daunting task for anyone who's a complete homer, which I am. Now I have to turn a slight biased eye when the Eagles, Giants and Redskins play. (OK, so maybe it's only going to be when I write about the teams.) Of course, my hometown biased will come in to play when I declare to world in this week's podcast ... Read More